Mac OS X vs Windows Vista

Ye result

At the end of the fracas, we find our trio alive and well -- certain individuals happier than others. It appears Maiden Mainstream is the most pleased -- she has found her beau, ditched her old flame and is looking forward to a life of bliss.

Baron Vista is an ideal suitor. He is malleable, easy to get on with and not afraid of trying new things, such as experimenting with new form factors. If he becomes ill, she can seek the advice of almost any physician in the land as everybody knows what makes Vista tick. Likewise, Vista is over the moon after winning the affections of his new lover. That isn't a look of despair he wears on his face -- it's an expression of unbridled passion.

Count OS X, though bested in the epic battle, doesn't mind losing the acceptance of the maiden. He's a cool enough customer to find company elsewhere, and even if he is unable to find someone, Steve Jobs will love him eternally.