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We asked you which is better: the near-indestructible, infinitely battery-powered, Snake-charming Nokia 3210, or the super-powered, app-blasting, Web-connected Nokia Lumia 920?
It seems we're all waxing nostalgic about our older phones, as if vast processing power, a smorgasbord of apps to choose from and the infinite power of the Internet in our pockets is something we could take or leave.
And we throw the floor open for your feedback -- but all you want to talk about is the S4. Why is the Samsung Galaxy S4 different in different countries? When will we find out how much it costs? And can the next iPhone surprise us?
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