The 3G iPhone survival guide

It's inevitable that with great power comes great responsibility and of course owning a 3G iPhone is a powerful thing, right? But what happens if you drop it on the floor, how do you deal with the responsibility to those around you of maintaining your image as a genetically superior alpha dude? The guide's suggestion is that you have to fake it to make it. Just cut out a screenshot of a 3G iPhone and whack it on top of the cracked screen. It's a little Blue Peter, but it'll save you the humiliation of explaining how you let your 3G iPhone get cracked.