The 3G iPhone survival guide

The first time we saw this we thought the guide's authors were having a laugh, but after some quick translating we realised it contained some rather sober advice. If you're at a party and some pesky kids sully your beautifully clean 3G iPhone, don't just scream and shout, pick the child up and use its hair to wipe your iPhone clean. Admittedly, this is an unorthodox method of cleaning, but as the guide points out, it will 'teach child life lesson'.