The 3G iPhone survival guide

There's nothing worse than getting on to public transport after a very long day and being harassed by pesky kids. But imagine you're carrying your 3G iPhone and the school children see it, what then? This is where the 'foetal position move' in the guide comes into play. Following the guide's careful steps, you must use your entire body as a self-made 3G iPhone shield to protect your precious cargo. It might look cowardly, but you'll have the last laugh.