Phone love: When an iPhone meets a Hero

Sat on her own one night, Hero felt the airwaves jump with an RF pulse. Oh my, she murmured, he's texting me. Then, with a vibration that built up from deep inside her and worked its way out, she emitted a chirping noise and a shiver of kinetic energy.

"Oh my God!" she exclaimed, as she realised what she'd been sent. A diamond ring, with dear love from her beau. "It's huge," she thought, "he really must be doing well." Little did she know that iPhone was incredibly wealthy indeed. Even MMS messages wouldn't tax his multi-billion dollar bank balance in a hurry.