Top five free Android games: Waste your time, but not your money

Abduction

Abduction has six game modes, starting at 'kids' and finishing with something called 'evil infinite'. So far, we've only been able to play it on the kids mode, which puts us in our place, but is preferable to smashing the HTC Magic into a thousand small fragments.

We aren't entirely sure what the aim is, or why you're playing as a bouncing cow, but it seems that at some point some bovine abduction has occurred, and it's your job to bounce happily up a series of platforms until you reach a spaceship at the end. On the way, you'll encounter presents, which when opened by your cattle-based avatar will give you little bonuses, like the ability to jump higher.

You're punished with fewer platforms though, which is very upsetting. On your way up, you'll encounter parachuting cows -- interacting with them will yield a bonus and is well worth doing.

Overall, this game is a great big cowpat of fun, but it's really flipping difficult unless you play it on the kiddie mode. Humiliating, but still a hoot.

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