Eminem's done some terrible things for money. He's sued his own mother, written unsavoury rap fantasies about killing his own wife and -- before he was famous -- even slummed it as a short-order chef, cooking burgers and washing dishes for $5.50 an hour. We can forgive all that, but our affection for the Detroit MC was seriously tested with Hellbound, an unofficially released mixtape travesty inspired by a Dreamcast game.
Listen to the rap version: Hellbound
Listen to the original sample
Sacrifice, Soul Calibur, Dreamcast
Memorable line
"Blow you to fragments, laugh, roll you and smoke the ashes."
Is it any good?
Hellbound is hardly Shady's best work, but Mr Mathers somehow gets away with this, thanks to a tongue-twisting array of rhymes within rhymes, and his usual spectacular wordplay. The fact he's gone on to sell more than 80 million albums worldwide since this track seems to prove it wasn't too bad a move on his part. We'll let this one slide Marshall, but thank your lucky stars you can actually rap.
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Anonymous 8 March, 2011 03:58
"So when is Rory gonna stop writing crap for cnet?"
my favorite comment, better than the article. Most of these aren't bad at all, obviously something is wrong with the writer.