Top ten gadgets to burn on Bonfire Night

Sony VAIO VN-CX1
When Sony told us it has made a mouse that doubled up as a VoIP phone, we nearly wet ourselves laughing. "Good one, Sony. Now shut up and send us a laptop." Turns out the VN-CX1 is no joke. How are we supposed to make calls and use the mouse at the same time? Sony might as well have made a ham sandwich that doubles up as a pair of shoes. Burn this nonsense.