Top ten gadgets to burn on Bonfire Night

Nokia 5140
Ruggedised phones seem like a great idea in principle, but why coat them in the same rubber tosh that's used to make kids' toys and paint it a stupid colour? Do you really want people to think you're a cack-handed buffoon? Why not get a phone that actually looks half-decent and is rugged too? Do yourself a favour and get the Nokia 5500.