Top ten gadgets to burn on Bonfire Night

Inovix IMP-5500 IPocket
This thing makes such a positive initial impression. It's beautiful to look at, has similar dimensions to the iPod nano, and sounds great. But it has arguably the most infuriatingly retarded user interface on the planet. Do yourself a favour -- lather it in petrol, wrap it in the most unstable plastic explosive you can find, add a touch of your most hateful phlegm and toss this baby in the flames.