Top five items ruined by Swarovski crystals

Being in fashion generally means you can get away with murder when it comes to looking like a tool. Motorola's MOTOKRZR K1 is a fashion phone, and was hoping to get away with the same crime when it agreed to be encrusted with 300 Swarovski crystals. But we handed out no get-out-of-jail-free cards to this disgraceful attempt to lure gullible fashionistas. This thing cost $1,200 (£820). You could have a night with a charming lady for that.