3: Football Manager Live
The product: 50 per cent off a six-month subscription to Football Manager Live
The pitch: Sega offers suggestions on how its Football Manager Live online game can help you "Spend time with yourself, without the hindrance of an other half". After all, "Who needs a girlfriend or boyfriend when there are hundreds of people from all over the world to compete with for that elusive league title?" Who indeed?
The kiss-off: No jokes about playing with yourself, please. We're not that kind of blog.
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