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Guitar Hero: Shredding for dummies
It's like playing the guitar. Except it isn't, is it? It's like playing the guitar in the same way that playing Gran Turismo is like driving a supercar around the streets of Monaco. And while most of us will never get the chance to drive a supercar around Milton Keynes, let alone Monaco, it's not beyond the wit of any of us to get an actual guitar and actually learn to play it. That's what makes you a guitar hero.

After all, imagine what the world would be like if Chuck Berry, Keith Richard, Jimi Hendrix or the pie-faced one from McFly had spent all their time messing about with a fake plastic guitar instead of a real one. Imagine what the world would be like without Johnny B. Goode, Satisfaction, Voodoo Chile or Five Colours in Her Hair? What would you play on your game then?