Tech is good for you: Quit smoking with ludicrous gadgets

Linkman
The Linkman is a dumb alternative to the QuitKey. It doesn't know how often you smoke -- it doesn't care. All it asks is that you double-press the 'permission' button every time you need a fag -- and it'll let you know whether it's okay to smoke.

If the light turns green, puff away. If it's red, you'll have to endure the pain a little longer. Non-smoking intervals start at 10 minutes, gradually increasing over time.

Get one here for a frankly ludicrous $100 (£50).