Coughing ashtray
Smoking left you out of pocket? Can't afford the other stuff we've shown you? You should probably go for this cheapo device -- an ashtray that coughs whenever you use it.
We've never had the pleasure of using one, but apparently it reacts quite violently to smoke and nicotine. Go anywhere near it with ash or smoke and it'll cough loudly (and in quite a disgusting manner) to remind you just how much of a loser you are.
It probably won't help you stop smoking, but you can grab one here for £7 and torment the revolting lung-killer in your life.
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