Tech is good for you: Quit smoking with ludicrous gadgets

Nicostopper
The Nicostopper is a portable cigarette vault that hands out your fags at specific times. Once you've loaded it with up to 10 cigarettes it hands them back to you at pre-programmed intervals.

The screen will even flash a series of self-help messages during each dose to make you feel guilty about your filthy, disgusting habit. Yes, it's a bit like having a grandmother telling you what to do, but look on the bright side: at least it'll stop you dying an excruciating tar-related death.

It's made by the unfortunately named Fagor, and can be bought for around £300.