Kids these days! If they're not idling about with their 'computer games' they're wasting their lives with Sumo Smash, which involves remote-controlling two plastic sumo wrestlers around a miniature ring, or dohyo, to become supreme champion, or Yokozuna. You could also battle it out with the Fightin' Granddads.
Honestly, how fat do you have to be that you have to play a tabletop version of sumo?
