Man arrested at Large Hadron Collider claims he's from the future

Anonymous 23 July, 2010 00:43

its the doctor, i know it! and i believe that this guy could possibly be telling the truth. Just because we have not discovered how time travel works doesnt mean we need to say that someone is telling lies if they say they are from the future. They might be, depending on their background. We might just have time travel in the future, but i dont think its a good idea to use it.

Anonymous 24 July, 2010 09:19

Isn't anyone curious how he disappeared from his cell? Sometimes I think the people we call crazy and put in mental institutions are really the ones we should be listening to. More so than the ones that are selling us a way of life that coincides with what they want to accomplish. I'd rather be a nut case screaming at the top of my lungs than an obedient modern day, wireless/track-able citizen- isolated and easily controlled.

Anonymous 24 July, 2010 23:51

If time travel was possible in the future, I am sure we would have many people traveling through time that came and visited us as well as the past!

It makes no sense. Time travel will never be, and the biggest proof for that is that there has never come anyone from the future to any time in the present or any past that could prove any of this!

Hillarious though, enjoyed the read

Anonymous 29 July, 2010 04:56

the only truth this article brings is through its comments.... atleast 1/4th of all people are retards lol. look at the day this article came out. look at the name they gave the guy (mr cole is from 12 monkies and in 12 monkies he was locked up for saying he was from future and some how he dissapeared without a trace). if you didnt believe this then congrats your one of the 3/4ths that is not retarded.

Anonymous 30 July, 2010 07:59

Is it just me or he sounds a little bit Doctor Whoish?

Anonymous 31 July, 2010 05:24

uhhh anyone wonder how he lived through the destruction of the world??? and apparently a time machine survived it too. haha

Anonymous 2 August, 2010 05:39

Freakin chrono trigger man!

Anonymous 3 August, 2010 16:11

Dead give away. They don't sell Mountain Dew in Europe.

Anonymous 6 August, 2010 03:04

I AM THE MAN MENTIONED IN THIS. STOP THE LHC NOW, BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE!

Anonymous 6 August, 2010 10:32

hehe I love time paradoxes... You can't go back in time to change something cos then you don't have any motivation to go back in time to change it...

Although I do think that without caffeine scientific progress would grind to a stop! Shhh don't tell anyone!

Anonymous 10 August, 2010 12:03

Has anyone made a "Gary Seven" joke yet?

Anonymous 12 August, 2010 02:50

epic troll trap. good movie though

Anonymous 14 August, 2010 00:12

I am a bedbug and I find this rude.

Anonymous 20 August, 2010 08:37

How could they not bother about a saboteur when such a machine is at stake? in need of dr.strangelove, huh!

Anonymous 20 August, 2010 12:41

He was wearing tweed and a bow tie?
Was he by any chance called the Doctor?

Anonymous 23 August, 2010 07:04

Rekon he sabotarged the baguettes the same way mcdonalds do ?? ;-)

Anonymous 26 August, 2010 12:13

If he was from the future couldn't he tell if he was going to get arrested?

Anonymous 26 August, 2010 18:00

Time is just an illusion created by the human mind. Time traveling is impossible :)

anonymous 26 August, 2010 20:03

i would ask him if have seen Marty Mcfly, he have my shoes and i ned it to hang out at night.

Anonymous 26 August, 2010 20:15

He should make a movie!

anonymous 26 August, 2010 21:48

"It is a communist chocolate hellhole."

This is the greatest thing I will hear today and possibly for a while.

Anonymous 26 August, 2010 23:14

only an idiot would believe that

Anonymous 26 August, 2010 23:31

omg this guy is so nuts......it's sad. he stole all of his " time machine" ideas from back to the futer....o m gee

Anonymous 27 August, 2010 02:08

What if he's telling the truth?

Anonymous 27 August, 2010 07:23

If the Hadron Collider destroys the world, then how could he be from the future?

anonymous 27 August, 2010 10:37

lol... reatrdsa make the world go round ^^

Anonymous 27 August, 2010 13:23

He disappeared from the cell because he couldnt destroy the machine causing the world to end in the future thus making him disappear. WERE ALL DOOMED I TELL YOU, THE RAPTURE IS NEAR

Anonymous 27 August, 2010 15:44

Might the time machine that resembled a kitchen blender possibly be a Thermomix? I hear you can pretty much make anything with it

Anonymous 27 August, 2010 16:36

This guy has obviously never heard of the "Grandfather Paradox" which does not allow backwards time travel. If he has come from the future to save the World from LHC that must mean in his "own time" that the Earth has been destroyed, perhaps with him in it... unless he was a space explorer and was not on the surface at the time but he doesn't seem appropriately dressed for that... unless Humans in the future no longer need pressurized suits and Oxygen to survive outside of the Earth's atmosphere!

Anonymous 27 August, 2010 16:44

He didn't just disappear, he was beamed up!

Anonymous 27 August, 2010 16:48

so thats where he got to we have been looking for him for a long time
THE TIME POLICE

Anonymous 27 August, 2010 16:56

YOU FOOLS IT WAS MEEEEE!!!!! and i now have all i need to change the future!!!!! mauhahahahahhahahah

Anonymous 27 August, 2010 18:45

Bloody excellent!

Anonymous 27 August, 2010 19:40

why can't it be Zero candy bars? they are the best.

Anonymous 27 August, 2010 19:56

"... but later disappeared from his cell." Interesting

Anonymous 27 August, 2010 20:08

at least theres tweed in the future...

Anonymous 27 August, 2010 20:28

he went back tu future probably

Anonymous 27 August, 2010 21:04

It's the Doctor!

Anonymous 28 August, 2010 00:29

Whats wrong with u guys ?does nobody else remember when it was the year 2385 ?
I cant believe no one remembers my bar mitzvah !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous 28 August, 2010 03:18

I realy think this is true and that guy came form 2012 right the world is didtroyed to save his people

And you idiots who clame to be him, no one belives you

Anonymous 28 August, 2010 03:51

this happens every week at LHC, they have to spray them off with soap canons!

Anonymous 28 August, 2010 04:23

I agree, most likely a fake he is trying to copy Doctor Who

anonymous 28 August, 2010 10:47

Umm it's not outside the realm of possibility

Anonymous 28 August, 2010 11:57

I would freakin love it if it was true!!! Ha ha, a commie future with endless kitkats, who ever would have thought?

Anonymous 28 August, 2010 11:58

All makes perfect sense.... Kit-Kats for everyone, eh? In the future Nestle still have a grip on the world.

Anonymous 28 August, 2010 15:25

well, has anyone actually given us a real reason why this thing was built because so far it's sounds like a big so the f*** what facility - we are still working and living in squares while underground too much money to print here is being spent so that scientists can all jerk off when they smash particle together - it's these same bastards that saw the invention of nuclear weapons and don't kid yourself - this facility will give birth to whole feast of weapons that will make 'fat boy' look skinny.

Anonymous 28 August, 2010 23:41

congrats on writing a story that makes fun of a guy with a psychotic illness, top shelf journalism

Anonymous 29 August, 2010 00:58

What a closed minded global society

Anonymous 29 August, 2010 01:31

OMG!!They arrested The Doctor!!Ah well he got away.

Anonymous 29 August, 2010 03:50

That must be some potent crack he's on.

Anonymous 29 August, 2010 12:47

But April doesn't exist anymore. What year is this?

anonymous 29 August, 2010 19:12

Quiet! I can hear something..............

Anonymous 30 August, 2010 00:49

A bowtie and too much tweed!? DOCTOR!!!

Anonymous 30 August, 2010 04:55

Dissapered from his cell? Wow.

Anonymous 30 August, 2010 17:54

woow great !!!!!

Anonymous 31 August, 2010 02:12

check this out

Anonymous 2 September, 2010 23:31

writing the article about an imaginary event was the april fools joke . .

Anonymous 3 September, 2010 08:19

Dammit. I hate kit-kats and Mountain Freaking Dew. The future SUCKS.

Anonymous 8 September, 2010 06:16

i believe its real...
i mean why someone would do such thing just for fun/publicity.....
also how can someone disappear from cell...

Anonymous 12 September, 2010 05:20

where are all the delorean jokes! I need mountain dew to fuel my flux capacitor

Anonymous 16 September, 2010 09:53

What the... must be april fool

Anonymous 25 September, 2010 05:38

YOU BAST_ _ _S!!!!!

Don't make jokes like this!

Anonymous 28 September, 2010 08:36

He also claimed responsibility for the infamous baguette sabotage!

Anonymous 26 October, 2010 03:36

this is going to suck if hes telling the truth and we all accused him of being a crazy person.

Anonymous 28 October, 2010 17:09

So if hes from the future.. Then the world wont be ending in 2012? Thanx Eloi!! I dont know whether to believe this or not.. But the whole disaperaing from his cell is odd.. It does happen alot.. But its strange, clever bloke!

Anonymous 10 November, 2010 14:49

Baffled but not that bothered haha

Anonymous 26 November, 2010 17:24

I find it more funny that people still comment on this..hence my comment.

Anonymous 20 December, 2010 12:05

Hehe! It is still funny, even after so many months!

Anonymous 25 December, 2010 03:22

Sounds like the new Doctor Who!

Anonymous 26 December, 2010 23:10

its obviously fake.... there was no mention of the flux capacitor or a delorian

Anonymous 27 December, 2010 01:52

What if he's actually telling the truth...?

Anonymous 28 December, 2010 09:44

hahaha nice one !

Anonymous 7 January, 2011 12:46

all the comments posted in here by people are only a proof to their narrow mindedness!!!!!!
anyway, the point is that the thing about communist society is very exact...if it's cooked, it's a great job of grey cells and if it's not , i have pangs in me indicating its veracity...because as the society changed it's mode of production from one(feudal) to many (workers), the ownership hasn't, and change it will, paving way for communist society. i believe it and there's nothing funny about it.

anonymous 7 January, 2011 18:33

Do What? hahaha

Anonymous 11 January, 2011 17:31

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Anonymous 22 February, 2011 14:56

The photograph file name has "aprilfool" in it and the tin foil hatters here are still coming out with Mulderisms like they believe it.

:-P

Anonymous 19 March, 2011 23:29

(It's not real, but i'll believe it for the fun of it.)

WOOT!

Anonymous 29 March, 2011 12:05

i quite doubt it was an april fools, its not even april yet!! so what would have been the point

Anonymous 31 March, 2011 05:22

Another 12 Monkeys fan.

Anonymous 31 March, 2011 19:51

If he really came back from the future to save the world, where actually did he come from? If the world would have been destroyed by the LHC, he may not have been able to come back from there...

Anonymous 1 April, 2011 08:27

beware of 12 monkeys !!!!!!

Anonymous 1 April, 2011 19:54

Attenzione!
Se l'uomo viaggia nel passato il 1 Aprile, puÃ² arrivare direttamente alla psichiatria :-)

Anonymous 2 April, 2011 17:33

I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is an April Fools' jape - but in any case, it was the best laugh I had all week. Cheers!

Anonymous 20 April, 2011 23:09

Its true belive im from the future

Anonymous 6 May, 2011 19:41

did any body ask Eloi if he knows Barry the time travelling Sprout?

Anonymous 11 May, 2011 05:52

Seed to you bleed~ ima gonna got to the piratebay for my torrentz!!

Lotsa love Don Brash.

Anonymous 18 May, 2011 06:39

Mr. Green, my sentiments exactly. Sounds too Doctor Who. :)

Anonymous 21 May, 2011 17:02

He was wearing a bow tie and tweed?
proof that the doctor is real then hdjslhs

Anonymous 21 May, 2011 17:05

also he disappeared from his cell, that's because Amy and Rory materialised the TARDIS there with the invisibility mode on.
he probably walked into it a few times.

Anonymous 21 May, 2011 18:19

Doctoooooooor!

Anonymous 24 May, 2011 09:55

Anyway Kit Kats are way better than Jammie Dodgers.

Anonymous 22 June, 2011 05:32

I realize this is a tad late, but Cole was Bruce Willis' name in 12 Monkeys, as well, who, as it turns out, also disappears from a mental institution. Very clever.

von dutch 27 June, 2011 16:57

aw, he would probably be my best friend if i met him LOL

von dutch 27 June, 2011 16:59

what an idiot tho banning mountain dew

Anonymous 3 August, 2011 04:19

i want to say that is time trevel?? cost i want to go back in titanic

Anonymous 12 August, 2011 03:56

he s name is not Eloi cole, he s name is MUHAMMED IMAM EL MEHDI,,

Anonymous 12 August, 2011 21:38

tweed bow tie remind you of someone 909 years old with big blue box?

anonymous 19 August, 2011 17:18

infamous baguette sabotage? tell me more...

anonymous 23 August, 2011 17:59

one of the "anonymous" said:

"atleast 1/4th of all people are retards "

.. I strongly suspect you fall into this category, as you cannot spell "monkeys"

anonymous 24 August, 2011 03:01

This is clearly the choice of STEINS;GATE!

anonymous 25 August, 2011 21:53

I wonder which langunage was he speaking?
English wih Swiss accent ?

Thank God, it didn't change with time -:)

anonymous 26 August, 2011 18:37

Its the Doctor!

anonymous 30 August, 2011 22:24

Well I see many people mocking the principle of time travel , I believe that it's possible , or it will be possible, I regret the fact that I'm doing this comment anonymously because I don't have an account, I would defend this theory with all the pride in it. I believe that there are many crazy people in this world but also IF someone really came to the past "we" the one's that are placed on this , lets call it time line, will not know about it, because when jumping time we also switch time line, its like a parallel world there are lots of them. the changes made here won't be noticed in another time line, the event that happened here had a different outcome in another time line, maybe that "insane time traveller" really did came from the future and already made a change, but we don't know about it! With that change comes a consequence, based on the butterfly effect theory, it's all speculation indeed, well documented. I have to say I believe in science and one thing that science showed us is that once we dreamed about a way to travel through the skies...and space.. Look at us now! The truth is inside of the open minded! Don't ever give in to preconceptions, Because if at some point we say we are gods , we discovered everything , there isn't anything else to discover we will die. Science must never stop. I'm just saying this , in this speculative form, to make all understand that we must not judge and neglect or fear the unknown , we must stay open minded and embrace what is to come! The future. Thanks.

anonymous 6 September, 2011 19:19

What a fun site... and everyone's fairly civil, thank you very much. Whenever there appears to be excessive controversy that edges into 'ridicule' or 'mockery' I remember Newton's 3rd Law that For every Action there's an Equal and Opposite Reaction... and it gives me perspective. I'm not well-versed or well-read enough about linear reactors, atom smashers, time travel, etc. but, like many differences of opinion/understanding, semantics is usually at the bottom of it. Everyone sees things differently and Thank Goodness - or whatever -ness you believe -. I tend to think anything is possible, for a minute! and then I think it's impossible and my imagination takes hold and I end up giggling, and as Mark Twain observed, Humor is the great Mediator. Maybe Eoli Cole (e.coli?) wants to be spun into oblivion to reverse/accelerate his time travelling experience. Does that mean if he's from the future and returns from whence he came his past is ahead of him? There's an awful lot we haven't gotten our minds around... why just this morning new observations make basic science textbooks obsolete by seeing that air is not the only supplier of nitrogen to plant life. Things growing in Rocks appear to have a higher nitrogen content. And just for fun, in response to the 'anonymous' fellow who signed as 'Thanks' on Aug 30, 2011, suppose I say I am Nina from Alcova, Wyoming but plan to register next week. Does 'Anonymous' on my comment today mean you don't think I know who I am until I register and they give me whatever identity I register with? Or am I allowing us to time travel into next week by believing who I say I am ? If security edits this out then must I, too, believe I am anonymous?:), Thanks could have identified himself within his comment, I believe. Here's to Hadron and its ability to identify a variety of skeptics:)) Nina

anonymous 7 September, 2011 07:56

It's obviously the doctor. I mean, he was wearing a bowtie.

anonymous 7 September, 2011 08:47

WHY DID YOU ARREST HIM IT WAS CLEARLY THE DOCTOR.

anonymous 7 September, 2011 16:29

Ok, clearly all of you asking about how he could be from the future if the LHC destroys the world are just assuming that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but *actually* from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint - it's more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly... time-y wimey... stuff.

anonymous 7 September, 2011 22:59

GUYS, I CAN'T BREATHE
I AM DYING OF LAUGHTER

anonymous 8 September, 2011 04:15

Man arrested at Large Hadron Collider claims he's from the future (By Nick Hide on 1 April 2010)

Clearly a great April Fools joke.

anonymous 13 September, 2011 21:43

THE DOCS ALIVE!

anonymous 14 September, 2011 02:18

He has disappeared back into the future... or possibly travelled back in the past trying to prevent the principal scientist of the LHC from being born.

anonymous 14 September, 2011 17:37

The Eloi were the slacker futurists from HG Wells "The Time Machine" and so that name should have been the first indication that the news item was a hoax. Unless Wells, too, was from the future and his novels were documentation of factual events as of yet unknown to the world.

anonymous 14 September, 2011 19:51

Tweed and a bowtie? What he also asking for a fez and jammie dodgers and calling himself "The Doctor?"

anonymous 14 September, 2011 20:36

It's got to be the Doctor!

anonymous 15 September, 2011 00:50

El Psy Congroo

anonymous 15 September, 2011 01:34

DOKTAH?!

anonymous 15 September, 2011 16:30

This is clearly the choice of Steins Gate.

anonymous 15 September, 2011 17:59

"Wearing a bow tie and rather too much tweed for his age." Don't let anyone tell you that bowties aren't cool XD
That would be so brilliant if this actually happened!
But because he escaped from his cell I must say this... DOOOOOCTOR!!!

anonymous 15 September, 2011 22:05

I agree that Zero is the best candy, but NO, don't ban Kit-Kats. Everything else, I couldn't care less *nam-nam*

anonymous 15 September, 2011 23:11

Did anybody else catch what date this was posted on? Not to pop any bubbles or anything, but be realistic, people.

anonymous 19 September, 2011 23:01

What are we made of people? Flesh and bones, yet we can think, feel, touch, taste only to name a few. At the end of the day, we're walking steak. So is time travel really impossible!!. Only .001% of us no the truth. The rest of you can keep watching 12 monkeys.

anonymous 24 September, 2011 19:36

Before everyone has a heart attack debating this article. Notice the publish date.

anonymous 25 September, 2011 14:33

Strange how fiction and jocular fiction at that can become closer to fact with time!

anonymous 27 September, 2011 13:57

I wish the doctor was real.

anonymous 4 October, 2011 19:27

Yeah... it's definitely the Doctor....

anonymous 7 October, 2011 22:50

Did...this actually happen?

anonymous 11 October, 2011 09:30

Just...look at the date of the "publication".. smh.

anonymous 12 October, 2011 04:31

All these people debating this. Published on April 1, 2010.

anonymous 12 October, 2011 16:56

He could be telling the truth.

Or he could just be an overly-enthused (and probably slightly insane) fanboy bent on trying to save the world.

Either way, he escaped and nobody knows where he is or how he escaped.

I'm calling Stephen Moffat out on this one.

anonymous 12 October, 2011 18:14

Anybody notice the date on the article?? I dont want to be "that guy" but I just have to say it, my friends say I have a problem.

anonymous 13 October, 2011 00:18

Lolol, even that picture... That's Eleven. Haha, keep on trolling with the awesome references!

anonymous 13 October, 2011 13:10

So cool but if he comes from the future and the LHC destroys the earth then he is an alien? confusing!

anonymous 13 October, 2011 17:06

Oh, it's The Doctor all right.
He came to save our asses.

anonymous 13 October, 2011 18:31

lol a fan of Steins;Gate maybe? :D

anonymous 16 October, 2011 05:45

Time travel is a reality....DARPA thats the defense dept of USA same people who gave internet to the world, have been holding teleportation technology since 60's as this technology has been weaponized...they have deemed it out of reach.......billions of dollars are being spent to reinvent technologys which are already there.....what a waste!!!.......people wake up and stop listening to what you all being fed thru tv and news.....Each one of you are an Infinite galaxy,and you have seen but one star

anonymous 16 October, 2011 06:08

All of you who have reached this site to know the truth do a search on youtube "Andy Basiago" ....he holds 6 degrees a lawyer .....has been a time traveller and is here alive to talk about how people at the highest level of the Govt lie to the whole world.........Donald Rumsfeld knew about 9/11 about 20 yrs ago thru time travel technology......if anyone who reads this ever meets Gerorge bush junior or Obama ask them if they were told in their 20's that they would become presidents ....also NASA has been editing pictures what they give out to the public...i mean soo many lies....if any of you who are reading this at the highest level CIA,FBI congressman and can do something to tell a truth and know of the TRUTH please share with us all as we sent you to explore the universe and report it back in black and white and not sugar coating a reality which is an illusion

anonymous 16 October, 2011 21:47

It's a bit depressing that no one's posted the fact that the "Eloi" are a race from H.G. Wells' classic, 'The Time Traveller'... Just sayin'.

anonymous 20 October, 2011 11:54

Holy hell it's the Doctor!

anonymous 20 October, 2011 14:12

i'd believe it if it werent for the whole kit-kat thing, everyone loves kit-kats

anonymous 22 October, 2011 01:59

Anyone who read this, and got to the Bowtie part, is lying if deep down, for one moment, if they say they didn't believe it.

You think, haha I get it, its a joke. But that small part of you that still has a bag packed for when the Doctor comes, that part belived xDDD

anonymous 22 October, 2011 14:47

i think time traveling to the past is not possible

anonymous 23 October, 2011 22:27

Hmm mad on april first, what can this mean...

TheTweedleDumb 27 October, 2011 22:07

"A bowtie and too much tweed for his age..." *starts humming Dr. Who theme*

anonymous 30 October, 2011 04:33

So! .. You don't believe in Time Travel Huh?....ha a ha ah ah ah haha!....... Ever read about the Montauck Project Experiments in Time? Philadelphia Experiment? KOALA Project? Project SERPO?

anonymous 30 October, 2011 07:08

give this guy the fuel he was searching for his machine and tell him to go back to future. if his machine disappears, we will believe him.

anonymous 1 November, 2011 21:07

"It is a communist chocolate hellhole." I don't know, free Kit-Kats for everyone and no poverty doesn't sound all bad, but Who am I to argue with The Doctor?!?! Good thing the poor guy didn't see Steve Alten's Phobos trailer ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15gzssgpNmo ) or he WOULD have been ranting about "bloody" black holes. Still laughing about him wearing "a bow tie and rather too much tweed for his age"!!

anonymous 4 November, 2011 19:42

found some good evidence and research. sadly i cannot go to swiss, has anyone tried talking to the facility employees in Geneva?

anonymous 7 November, 2011 07:10

Ah foolish people...This is a process. The initial phases are similar to the abc and 123 of the event. LHC has collided particles however they haven't discovered the encapsulations of the effect. When they do finally reach that point and learn how to harness the chain reaction that the ambient energy causes, then things will suddenly become serious. You see, it a small way this can change what you call the structure of energy, this then in turn will put particles in a flux state. Well as any time traveler knows, it is while in this state that an object can "break free" of it place in time and move around. I won't go into further detail since I am not writing to encourage anyone. Keep in mind when we do this our cognitive functions also are changed until our synapses fuse again, I swear I hate that part. I literally turn into a raving lunatic until my brain becomes stable again. Loss of conscious and subconscious barrier if you will, ah well, like I said, it's a work in progress. LHC does figure out some of this however...certain outside influences (sorry can't describe another way) intercede before things go domino effect so to speak.

Well, not sure why I really wrote this...none of you will believe it anyway, hehe.

anonymous 13 November, 2011 06:46

hi i am a human being from 2099 and now a great big black hole is coming towards the earth with a furious speed. this all happened due to the switching on of the lhc in 2012 for a month to study higgs boson so i request you not to switch on the lhc for more than 15 days so take my advce and save your future...............................

anonymous 14 November, 2011 00:01

So its November 13 2011 and the LHC didn't destroy the world, the Higgs Boson particle has been found we now know that neutrinos can travel faster than the speed of light. Now where the frak are my kit-kats Hmmmmm!?!

anonymous 14 November, 2011 15:35

I m also from future. seriously believe me....... :P ;P :P

anonymous 14 November, 2011 17:02

according to many (hypothetical) calculations, the energy needed for time travel of such a big mass ( that guy) will need energy enough to actually destroy the world and this machine what we have made cant produce this much energy. and we cant expect to create a machine of that order in the near future (the time which is expected for this machine to create BIG BANG) lol!!!
so that guy is lying.

anonymous 15 November, 2011 08:13

so many things happened and happening in the world and we are still in dark from the past and present. Why these things are not having a metalic proof to rely on?

anonymous 15 November, 2011 16:03

May be he should be right. What authority the Scientists have to do something on the Planet of everyone without have everyone's consent?

anonymous 16 November, 2011 16:02

Ever heard of the movie "Man of the Future":
http://pt.wikipedia.org/wiki/O_Homem_do_Futuro
It seems a lot.

anonymous 16 November, 2011 22:11

Clearly a Choice of Steins;Gate! Makise Christina must be around! El Psy Gongroooo!
(I just love Steins Gate ;)

Camila Pereira 18 November, 2011 13:30

A time travelling man with a bow tie trying to save the world? I'm pretty sure it's The Doctor. But looking for fuel like that it's a Doc Brown thing. Maybe The Doctor lost his TARDIS (his time machine) and took a lift with Doc Brown hahaha

anonymous 19 November, 2011 10:18

You are all... Take a look at the date: april the 1st! Ohh... you people...

anonymous 22 November, 2011 04:05

oh very .... goodness gracious me!! He was STOPPING SUPPLIES OF MOUNTAIN DEW TO THE VENDING MACHINE??? How crass.... :P

Ash

anonymous 22 November, 2011 16:01

Hilarious! He must have read Saardu 3: Deja Vu.

anonymous 22 November, 2011 18:25

MIND QUAD!

anonymous 22 November, 2011 18:49

Time travel is possible but only once we have invented a time travel machine.. two points A and B both need time machines so B couldn't travel back to A until A has invented it otherwise therewould be no where to travel to (:

anonymous 23 November, 2011 02:25

anonymous.........why you write so muchhhhh just say what you want say and end of story..is kinder annoying anonymous all over the place..hahaha time travel is possible and the machine is possible..just no one knows the fuel and engine that is needed to make it possible...well except me that have some ideas and constructive designs but no one is willing to give me a million dollars to see them..why a million dollars? for once i show it, well the cat is out of the bag and as much as i would be remembered as the man who started it all pioneered it i would end up with making nothing out of it..while those would cash on it make it their own and make billions out of it..can you imagine a spaceship travelling over a million miles an hour non stop for over a 1,000 years..well that is for a start with my designs.. now i wonder if i can stay anonymous...?? nop i cant display it without signing in...lol hahaha

anonymous 24 November, 2011 14:20

Is he from K-PAX??

anonymous 24 November, 2011 15:05

The grandfather paradox is a theory. Who knows where science may take in years to come, what we may be able to do with it. After all there are wormholes and gaps in space-time, things that do make backwards travel theoretically possible. The thing that baffled me was how he disappeared. I don't think someone who infiltrated a billion dollar scientific facility would be given an opportunity to escape. As for "Destroying the world", he may not literally mean physically blowing up the planet. There could be some kind of malfunction or mishap with the LHC that plunges the earth into a post-apocalyptic state. Of course there are a lot of movies that come into familiarity here, but how can you really identify if someone is really from the future or not? I understand people would want hard evidence, but his goal supposedly was not to prove backwards time travel was possible but was to save the earth from imminent destruction.

anonymous 24 November, 2011 15:08

wearing a bowtie and tweed. and then just dissapears. the doctor is real!

anonymous 24 November, 2011 17:59

isn't this the plot line of buckaroo banzai's adventures in the eighth dimension?

anonymous 25 November, 2011 14:56

Hahaha the Doctor is real!!! I knew it!

anonymous 25 November, 2011 16:21

By Nick Hide on 1 April 2010, 10:33am Nice one.

anonymous 25 November, 2011 23:02

That is so sweet lol. Somehting I would do!

anonymous 25 November, 2011 23:14

Ultimate troll, mix of Doctor Who and Back to the Future. Also, this so called Doctor figure does not have the name of John Smith...

anonymous 26 November, 2011 02:30

Mr Cole was taken to a secure mental health facility in Geneva but later disappeared from his cell. Police are baffled, but not that bothered.

guess he returned to the future (:

anonymous 26 November, 2011 03:12

I would love to time travel:) the things i would change. it would be great. but this story does not sound real.

anonymous 26 November, 2011 07:42

Some of these comments are proof that you humans can't take a joke. Look at the date.

Now, if you'll excuse me, there's a blue police box waiting for me over there.

anonymous 26 November, 2011 09:24

Um....is no one curious that EVEN THOUGH he disappeared from his cell, how did he do that without fuel and his "blender" hahahahahaha

anonymous 26 November, 2011 21:30

STEIN's GATE!!!!! Look it up and watch it. You won't be sorry :)

anonymous 27 November, 2011 22:51

should I swear? ********!

anonymous 28 November, 2011 11:58

Apparently, the Doctor managed to fix the chameleon circuit, if the TARDIS turned into a kitchen blender. KUDOS.

anonymous 28 November, 2011 14:16

Man look at the date of this article! Conspiracy man!

anonymous 28 November, 2011 14:41

All I can say is, "Beam me up, Scotty!"

anonymous 28 November, 2011 15:51

THE DATE OF THIS ARTICLE! "Nick Hide" along with it..

anonymous 28 November, 2011 17:05

They laughed at Reese too, until the Terminator came in and killed them all.

anonymous 28 November, 2011 17:07

Eloi Cole angagrams with "Cool Lie."
-Peace Ant

anonymous 28 November, 2011 19:48

Gullible *****! Done on the 1st of April!!!

anonymous 28 November, 2011 21:58

Can someone tell River Song that her husband is drunk?

anonymous 28 November, 2011 23:05

to all of you that are saying that because he's wearing tweed he must be a doctor are all fools,

Tweed is the only material proven to withstand time travel over extended periods of time that and converse all star high tops... jeeze, the general public today are so under educated

John Smith of gallifrey

anonymous 29 November, 2011 00:21

The idea that a mental patient disappeared from their cell and the police don't react accordingly somewhat discredits this in my books. But hey, who the hell knows

anonymous 29 November, 2011 01:58

Guy's from Morocco and is a huge Dr. Who fan according to his facebook...

anonymous 29 November, 2011 02:51

He was wearing a tweed jacket and a bow tie? Then it's no secret how he escaped. He used his sonic screwdriver! (I wonder if the cops in the holding cell fed him fish fingers and custard.)

anonymous 29 November, 2011 06:58

I think someone has just written a good article that normal people call a hoax and dumb conspiracy theorists believe as evidence. Perhaps this media company has some interest in seeing this project fail. Or some religious group is running a smear campaign as they are afraid that science will disprove all their ancient theories based on no evidence and pure faith. Its hard to tell what motivates the press to print such BS articles, oh wait no they are totally driven by money, there is is MONEY, someone paid money to have you read this crap.

anonymous 29 November, 2011 11:24

I'd like someone to explain to me why: "Countries do not exist where I am from. The discovery of the Higgs boson led to limitless power, the elimination of poverty and Kit-Kats for everyone." IS A BAD THING?! what a giant douchebag this guy is.

anonymous 29 November, 2011 12:22

Was his name Emmett Brown? Did he have big white poofy hair?

anonymous 29 November, 2011 14:58

So much here is funny, not least some of the comments! Epic!

anonymous 29 November, 2011 15:18

I'd like to believe it, but if the first thing he does when he gets caught is say he's from the future, than he's not a time traveler, because that would be a really dumb thing to do

anonymous 29 November, 2011 15:43

Suspect Eloi Cole isn't his real name (referencing HG Wells' Time Machine AND Twelve Monkeys) ... just sayin`

anonymous 29 November, 2011 16:08

His first name, Eloi, isn't that the name of the race of gentle creatures in Wells's "Time Machine" story? And isn't Cole backwards eloC, which makes me think of echo-location? (Well, OK, that was a meaningless stretch.)

anonymous 29 November, 2011 16:49

Looking for fuel in bins to power his time unit which looked like a food blender? It's doc brown. Sorted.

anonymous 29 November, 2011 16:58

string theory

anonymous 29 November, 2011 18:51

I know Eloi, because I'm from the future too! He's a jerk.

anonymous 29 November, 2011 20:03

In responce to the Mountain Dew not being available in Europe:
'In Switzerland you will find Pepsi Max in all Migros Supermarkets. Migros sells exclusively Pepsi and Coop sells exclusively Coke. Unfortunately it is not planned to launch Mountain Dew in Switzerland again. At the moment you can buy Mountain Dew only in German petrol stations.'
So Switzerland no, but Europe yes. That's why they had it shipped in.

Don't you know anything about human nature? We're addicted to conspiracies. We eat 'em up like crackheads do rocks for brunch. We almost need to believe. Besides, where would the world be without Sci-fi? There would be a world of cellar dwellers living with their mums at 40 with no hopes of being mankind's last hope.

anonymous 29 November, 2011 20:10

"It is a communist chocolate hellhole and I'm here to stop it ever happening."

God speed, Mr. Cole. May your next attempt be more successful, for you are the chosen hero of humanity. You are the one we deserve, just not the one we need right now.

anonymous 29 November, 2011 21:38

this man is not from our time and I can scientificaly prove it : He is Swiss, yet he has a sense of humour.

anonymous 29 November, 2011 22:16

This is side effect of cortexiphan, Dr. Walter Bishop can help him to return to his universe :D

anonymous 29 November, 2011 23:52

He's probably The Doctor (Doctor Who)

anonymous 29 November, 2011 23:53

This story happened more than a year ago, and yet there are still comments - one would think there might be some other stories relating to this if it were real, but nothing.. not one.

My first conclusion would be something of a cover up by government agencies, but then surely this article would have been deleted in order to eliminate the evidence.

Then if you think about it, if you caught someone trying to sabotage your equipment, you probably wouldn't believe they were from the future if they told you that - and as for the name, would a time traveller not give a fake name? And I it is likely that the tweed and bowtie were the only clothing he had available that might look similar to clothing we wear nowadays?

anonymous 29 November, 2011 23:54

Oh...he's the Time Lord...

anonymous 29 November, 2011 23:58

He's probably inventing the TARDIS anyway.

anonymous 30 November, 2011 00:32

......its the twelve monkeys scenario with this guy dissapearing from his cell

anonymous 30 November, 2011 01:10

As mentioned several times, it sounds like The Doctor! And he disappeared from his cell . . . ya' know, even if this is a hoax of some kind, sure is a clever one and a nice change from all the doom and gloom . . . oh wait . . . Time Paradox!! :D

anonymous 30 November, 2011 01:19

Sadly, I am NOT this man from the past. I am, however, the future dictator of said Communist Chocolate Hellhole. Free Kit Kats for everyone.

anonymous 30 November, 2011 01:44

Tsk. It is TIME that is the illusion.

anonymous 30 November, 2011 02:18

Sometimes,

you just gotta travel to the future or something.

anonymous 30 November, 2011 02:50

"fuel for his time machine".........Did the kitchen blender say "Mr.Fusion" on the side and was he driving a Delorean??? LOL!!!

anonymous 30 November, 2011 02:51

Titor is coming.

anonymous 30 November, 2011 04:10

it has to be true, it is on the internet and someone posted it to my facebook wall. I am from the past and I am moving towards the future right this second, and this second and a few more seconds from now were in the past

anonymous 30 November, 2011 05:19

What really tipped them off was the first thing he said: " I have the new Aphex twin album!"

anonymous 30 November, 2011 08:56

I love this guy's imagination! :D

anonymous 30 November, 2011 09:26

someone said they don't sell mountain dew in europe........dude, get a clue. I live in ROmania, my husband loves that crap, buys it all the time!

anonymous 30 November, 2011 10:03

We should ask Chuck Norris...

anonymous 30 November, 2011 10:34

my **** is very large. futuristic-large, but in the present.

anonymous 30 November, 2011 13:58

fake publicity... by some phycho prof. ;)

anonymous 30 November, 2011 14:03

As a wise man once said, "Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so."

anonymous 30 November, 2011 14:09

april fools!!!!

anonymous 30 November, 2011 14:35

Well you all missed the Eloi reference so your none too bright... In HG wells the time machine the Utopian peoples of the future were the Eloi! Eloi Cole!

anonymous 30 November, 2011 14:42

Hello I'm xzargon from the year 3477 I sent a message to one of your musical artists of your time I think his name was Beck. and I told him
"Time is a piece of wax,falling on a termite who's choking on a splinter" everybody knows that.

anonymous 30 November, 2011 14:54

"The discovery of the Higgs boson led to limitless power, the elimination of poverty and Kit-Kats for everyone. It is a communist chocolate hellhole and I'm here to stop it ever happening." Hey, sounds better than a morale-less Republic.

anonymous 30 November, 2011 16:11

if time travel was possable, then 9/11 could have been avioded... the thoery of time travel is rediculous, if it were true, then i think the theory would be similar to the thoery explained on Dragonball Z, were the past is a different dimmension and any attemp to thwart any event would have no wieght in the future where he came from.

anonymous 30 November, 2011 16:35

In 1999 an American man was hospitalized in Boston following a car accident. Delivered unconscious to a local hospital the drivers license on his person was issued in the year 2330. He was spirited away by the FBI. He supposedly told them that he was sent back in time as part of a failed experiment. He had no way of returning to the year 2336.

anonymous 30 November, 2011 16:51

Why are we so closed minded that we can not even ask ourselves, "Could this really be the truth"? I believe that we are not the only ones in the huge expanse of space.

anonymous 30 November, 2011 17:25

We have no difficulty obtaining Mountain Dew in Europe, perhaps we will in the future.....

anonymous 30 November, 2011 17:34

I'm also from the future. The LHC will destroy humanity.

anonymous 30 November, 2011 17:50

this is like the script from 12 monkeys.....just sayin....even the guys last name is the same. this is stupid.

anonymous 30 November, 2011 17:54

WANTED Somebody to back in time with me. This is not a joke P.O.BOX 322 OAKVIEW CA 93 N022
You'll get paid after we get back . Must bring your own weapons. safety not guaranteed. I only done this once before

anonymous 30 November, 2011 18:27

The display of stupidity by some people on this comment section is soooooo entertaining. LOLLING out

anonymous 30 November, 2011 18:35

Um, look at the date. April Fool's day...It's just a Doctor Who trick. Funny though...

anonymous 30 November, 2011 18:39

Not only is Mr. Cole from 12 Monkeys, but the name Eloi came fro Wells' The Time Machine lol. People must really be gullible to believe this stuff.

Eric OccupyChicago Roberts 30 November, 2011 18:54

All i know is he tried to sabotage the Dew supply...that should be a capitol offense.

anonymous 30 November, 2011 19:07

Get into a space ship with unlimited fuel and go to the end of the universe. How will you know when you reach the end? You wont, because there is no end. This concept is to large for most common people to grasp. Think about it, get in your space ship with unlimited fuel and just go...you will never reach an end, there is no end...no sign that says...."Stop, this is the end"...So, now knowing that there is no end...do you think that there is a remote chance that there might have been another galaxy out there that evolved with life forms on it, or are we the only ones ...If this guy say's he is from the future then gets locked up, then vanishes, I'm leaning on the chance that maybe he was right and he couldn't stop them, so he travels to another place and time...

tomatoguy 30 November, 2011 19:07

Pretty easy to guess how he disappeared. He was eaten by a Morlock. Some of you folks need to introduce yourself to H. G. Wells.

anonymous 30 November, 2011 19:09

Did they found the Tardis? May be it was The Doctor after all!
Funny story to read!

anonymous 30 November, 2011 19:15

Anyone spotted the publish date?... some of the discussions are a little too serious for this ;)

anonymous 30 November, 2011 19:29

u can easily laugh this off whether u believe or not until it gets to the part hes not in his cell where hes suppose to be.ummm thats when the conspiracies come up so jus be aware.ijs

anonymous 30 November, 2011 19:30

Holy cow! Is that John F'ing GALT?!?

anonymous 30 November, 2011 19:35

Does he look like Kevin Spacey? if so it must be K-Pax

anonymous 30 November, 2011 20:01

where's this blender time machine device they say he had...surley they took it from him before the cell?

anonymous 30 November, 2011 20:03

Come on people! The Doctor stole Doc Brown's Mr. Fusion to power the TARDIS. H.G. Well's "The Time Machine" was written after the Doctor took him for a trip in the TARDIS, but then partially wiped his memory, which is why "The Time Machine" seems so disjointed. And the 12 monkeys reference is a red herring, the Doctor ALWAYS escapes.

anonymous 30 November, 2011 20:13

"If time travel was possible in the future, I am sure we would have many people traveling through time that came and visited us as well as the past!"

There is one theory that it has never been possible in the past because we have not created a temporal gateway through which time-travel can occur. You need a window on both sides of the timeline.

anonymous 30 November, 2011 20:17

is this really for real?

anonymous 30 November, 2011 20:23

If your name is Eloi Cole, you're pretty much predestined to become a time traveler, aren't you? Shame on his parents, letting him in for such ridicule and doubt!

anonymous 30 November, 2011 20:24

The date is April fools day. Get it?

anonymous 30 November, 2011 20:25

To everyone saying that this "might be true" then you are right, it could have happened. We dont know what the future has in store for us but i would like to invoke "Occam's razor" in this situation because its way more likely that he is crazy rather than being from the future.

anonymous 30 November, 2011 20:34

Is this a real story? It sounds pretty fabricated, how could the police not be bothered about him disappearing from his cell?

anonymous 30 November, 2011 20:43

This is way to surreal, that I don't know what to believe now, even this.

anonymous 30 November, 2011 21:01

If time travel is possible, I want to go back to Bethlehem and film Joseph screwing Mary. That would REALLY spice things up today.

anonymous 30 November, 2011 21:09

communist chocolate hell hole, the doctor!!! ok we need to find this guy and ask him wear the tartus is!!!! but he did disapear from his cell, and the story is possible, kina

Adam Komar 30 November, 2011 21:15

? Bits'n pieces and... Bits'n pieces and... WEIRD SCIENCE! ?

anonymous 30 November, 2011 21:43

Wonder if he fathered the man who sent him back in time while he was here.

anonymous 30 November, 2011 21:43

The biggest mistake is the posting date. It is/was supposed to be April 2012. The event just hasn’t happened yet. Don’t ask me why I know this....SPOILERS. John Titor

anonymous 30 November, 2011 21:43

"Dead give away. They don't sell Mountain Dew in Europe."

But we do have Mountain Dew in Europe...and is spreading as Kit Kat in the future :))

anonymous 30 November, 2011 21:55

its Hououin Kyouma (Okarin) .. hmm so he's still after CERN's facility.. and manage to utilize his Steins Gate.. just send me a future text using your microwave toaster (secretly a time travel device) Daru and I will leap in to your time line..... EL ... PSY .... CONGROO ... bzzt ...

kikilee 30 November, 2011 21:56

I believe he is from the future. He just happens to be a crazy person from the future.

anonymous 30 November, 2011 22:08

"Countries do not exist where I am from. The discovery of the Higgs boson led to limitless power, the elimination of poverty and Kit-Kats for everyone. It is a communist chocolate hellhole and I'm here to stop it ever happening."-- As a woman I'm all for that kind of hell hole. Let's see...no poverty and kit-kats for everyone? During that time of the month I'm gonna be happy. Oh yeah, he must be stopped.

anonymous 30 November, 2011 22:13

I like how linear everyone thinks...
C'mon people! You don't know what you don't know.

anonymous 30 November, 2011 22:31

*gasp* The Doctor! I knew it!

anonymous 30 November, 2011 22:56

By Nick Hide on 1 April 2010,

anonymous 30 November, 2011 23:22

Isn't backward time travel generally agreed to be impossible?

anonymous 30 November, 2011 23:33

The Doctor is BACK!

anonymous 30 November, 2011 23:43

Well I find this very interesting. Scientists (in our time hehe) have just discovered a particle that can move faster than the speed of light. If you think about it this makes time travel acctually possible.

anonymous 30 November, 2011 23:51

So was anything faster than the sped of light until a few weeks back.

anonymous 1 December, 2011 00:08

alert('xss');

anonymous 1 December, 2011 00:23

all names and situations as seen in the movie 12 Monkeys.

anonymous 1 December, 2011 00:30

i have always believed the swiss where attempting to build a time machine... particle collidermy ass.

anonymous 1 December, 2011 00:34

Below is a perfect example of why you shouldn't be agnostic.

anonymous 1 December, 2011 00:47

Come on, a bow tie time traveler? That's easy: It's the Doctor. Or then again, might be the guy from the 12 monkeys, after all he did pull a Houdini ;-)

anonymous 1 December, 2011 01:09

its doctor who!

anonymous 1 December, 2011 01:15

This story has made me hungry for Kit Kats.

anonymous 1 December, 2011 01:22

Time travel to the past is not possible. Only Time travel into the future is possible it's called "Time Dilation" and is a very real thing but only if you could circle the earth at the speed of light. If you could accomplish this somehow then for every 1 year on board the craft you're traveling on, 223 years would have passed back on earth since you started your journey. Reference Einstein's theory of relativity.

anonymous 1 December, 2011 02:06

bow ties are cool!

anonymous 1 December, 2011 02:20

Fire up the DeLorean!

anonymous 1 December, 2011 02:35

The technicians got bored on the job and instead of particles they collided some timey-whimey stuff with tweed, creating a perfect copy of The Doctor. I'm sure the arrest was a cover to ship him off to another Doctor Who convention somewhere around the world. Surely they could send the next one my way?! Pretty please with a cherry on top!?

anonymous 1 December, 2011 02:41

Kit Kats for everyone! Sadly, the future is not gluten-free. Guess we non-gluten eaters will have to form our own planet.

anonymous 1 December, 2011 02:42

run for it Marty!

anonymous 1 December, 2011 02:52

DID HE HAVE A STRANGE ATTRACTION TO DEMI MOORE?

anonymous 1 December, 2011 02:57

I hope he was right about the future. I love Kit Kats.

anonymous 1 December, 2011 03:10

I am from the Future and Ia m a Time Cop. This man stole Doc's Delorean and we want it back that Filthy little tweed Sumbiatch...

anonymous 1 December, 2011 03:18

Its Doctor Who!

anonymous 1 December, 2011 03:19

how do you know that time travel is based on physics and our dimension. That is just theoretical, and based on our math and science. People may develop more senses in the future that allow to perceive other dimensions. Thoughts may be as rational as physics. flight and time travel may be a matter of mind.

anonymous 1 December, 2011 03:20

if they are smart enough to actually travel through time, they would be able to anticipate how people would react to their story. They wouldn't act like idiots and do what they needed to do with arousing suspicion to themselves.

anonymous 1 December, 2011 03:30

BEST ARTICLE...EVER.

anonymous 1 December, 2011 03:31

Erm... to whoever made that comment, they DO sell mountain dew in Europe.

anonymous 1 December, 2011 03:37

"Posted on 1 April 2010" trollolololololololololol

anonymous 1 December, 2011 03:38

They *do* sell Mountain Dew in Europe.

anonymous 1 December, 2011 04:00

kit-kats,mountain dew,baguettes,tweed.....come on. jerk-offs!

anonymous 1 December, 2011 04:05

Its only possible to travell forwards in time, not backwards because it creates paradoxes, just ask Hawking. The "Madd scientist" metaphor.

anonymous 1 December, 2011 04:06

Violation of PRIME DIRECTIVE! Lol!

anonymous 1 December, 2011 04:16

Hey look it says gullible right next to the date this article was posted.

anonymous 1 December, 2011 04:26

There was no mention of him being pursued by an android assassin.

anonymous 1 December, 2011 04:42

We would benefit from listening and taking heed of any useful info. But instead we're all idiots calling people who already know we're idiots, idiots! "God, save us" won't even help us now!

anonymous 1 December, 2011 04:55

Here's Mr. Cole's police mug shot: http://grandpajohn.blogspot.com/2010/04/time-traveller-arrested-visiting-hadron.html

anonymous 1 December, 2011 05:09

Does he need a companion?

anonymous 1 December, 2011 06:09

well,year 1700,i'm sure they won't believe it if they were told that weapons of mass destruction can be exist
and,well...
there you go

anonymous 1 December, 2011 06:13

mind **** for all conspiracy theorists. love it.

anonymous 1 December, 2011 06:20

"Dead give away. They don't sell Mountain Dew in Europe."

Not yet, anyway. But, they have sold codes in Europe for a very long time. The Poles are masters of encryption. This is obviously all stated in code.

"It is a communist chocolate hellhole and I'm here to stop it ever happening."

They have already sold 'Idiocracy' in Europe. President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho? They just want more white chocolate in the future, as opposed to black a-holes acting like Cox. Now sit your monkey ass down and believe me when I say that time travel has occurred.

anonymous 1 December, 2011 07:02

...the world will be destroyed by the McRib

anonymous 1 December, 2011 07:02

"Kit Kats for everyone" He was clearly out to save the Brits from acquiring even worse teeth than they already have.

anonymous 1 December, 2011 07:19

You go guy, I believe him, people just don't disappear out of cells.

so awsome.

anonymous 1 December, 2011 07:19

"While you're here, click the image below to watch our amazing iPhone history video infographic."

You guys are complete sluts. Really? What does an iPhone4 infographic have to do with the LHC or boson particles?

anonymous 1 December, 2011 07:31

What if cloaking devices were invented in the future before time machines?

What if humanity develops a moral code that prevents time travelers from interfering in past affairs?

David Monroe 1 December, 2011 07:41

Dr. Who? It goes beyond that.

The blender looking power device - Mr. Fusion from Back to the Future.

His name is Eloi - the name of the human race on the surface in The Time Machine, the one the Morlocks fed on.

Disappearing from his room might be a KPAX reference. The waves in time preventing him and others from stopping it might be a Terminator reference. The Kit-Kats for everyone might be a Soylent Green reference, the communism in general reference could be any dystopian tale, 1984, Brave New World, if you can find one that involves time travel even better.

Even with all of this stuff pointed out I can't tell if the entire article is a joke or not.

anonymous 1 December, 2011 08:08

^ you are correct with all that except Mr. Cole was the name of Bruce Willis' character in 12 Monkeys, where he disappeared from his cell. And it was an April Fool's joke, look at the date...

anonymous 1 December, 2011 08:12

Pics or it didn't happen.

anonymous 1 December, 2011 08:25

Has ANYONE looked at the date on this thing? April 1st? I just died a little inside.

anonymous 1 December, 2011 08:40

The better question is. Why the **** would anyone want to prevent no poverty and kit-kats for everyone. That sounds like a bad **** future!

anonymous 1 December, 2011 08:48

Thinking 12 monkeys here :P

anonymous 1 December, 2011 09:03

um? Seriously? has no one bothered to look at the date that this article was released?

anonymous 1 December, 2011 09:48

what a total load of ******!!!!

anonymous 1 December, 2011 09:51

a pale article try after the invention of the swashtanews

anonymous 1 December, 2011 10:10

He is wearing a bow tie and tweed! He's copying the eleventh doctor, now question about it.

anonymous 1 December, 2011 10:20

you nincompoops

anonymous 1 December, 2011 10:36

aprill fools day is 1st of aprill and not december haha.

Martin Hahn 1 December, 2011 10:51

Ok I have to respond to this one for sure. Why is it so hard to believe someone who says they are from the future trying to help save the earth? Granted this guy may or may not be on the up and up, but what would it hurt to hear him out and take a little interest in what he has to say, after all he came all this way to help us or so he claims. We do not know enough about how things effect our world it is quite possible this LHC could cause a tare in the time and space fabric and who knows by starting it up it may have. Remember we are the ones who put so much importance on time and how we measure it... Now if this guy is for real I am not kidding when I say this- Get hold of the Zhodanian's and let them know Alpha Omega Seven is dead and Zhodiac Omega Seven is being held here against his will and requests back-up support. Also tell them it is Time for the rising, they will know what it means. Let them know Lilith is on the rise and needs to be squashed. I will get a response in 3 days if you are for real. Set your radio frequency to 30 Giga hertz and Digital Channel 138.003.2... You will not get a video response but you will get one either voice only or text based. Also send this math equation to them- 7+7+7=21/7=3*7=21 to the tenth code Blue. I will rock this world over the next year so be prepared for a response to this message it will take about 20 minutes to get the response as long as you aim the radio dish antenna towards the center star on Orion's belt. Good Luck world I hope you make it through this. You made a mistake locking him up now he is gone and so is your chance to protect yourselves from yourselves....

anonymous 1 December, 2011 10:56

To the idiot who on March 2011 wrote...

" Anonymous 29 March, 2011 12:05
i quite doubt it was an april fools, its not even april yet!! so what would have been the point..."

I am truly lost for words....

anonymous 1 December, 2011 11:35

more fruit cakes than the local cake shop!!!

anonymous 1 December, 2011 11:42

12 Monkeys anyone?

anonymous 1 December, 2011 12:01

Does anybody see the date when this was published? Hint: APRIL 1ST.

anonymous 1 December, 2011 12:02

Exactly!! 12 monkeys!! that's what I first thought when I read he disappeared from his cell, interesting... Whether it's true or not he said where he comes from there's no countries. Luckily for me I'm from Spain, and the Euro coin-European Union concept might disappear soon, dividing Europe again into tons of different countries. So "luckily" I won't see the "Imagine there's no borders" John Lennon's type of world.

PS: unless this fraction of Europe makes us evolve into a new one country Europe concept, leading us to what this (crazy?) man was pointing out. Time will tell...

anonymous 1 December, 2011 12:05

Nice one so now they gonna continue with research only hope of truth was locked up and vanished into thin air,so the company could keep on continuing creating things they don't have the control over.
Like splitting the atom and blowing it up without knowing if it might blow up the hole planet?
Another to high risk we take to create something that could be black and growing..

(we should not underestimate the fact that magical things are happening,and we should put our paralyzation of fear behind to understand the truth of our future.)

anonymous 1 December, 2011 12:20

Has no one bothered to look at the date of the article?

April 1st, 2010.

Just saying. Fun read, though.

anonymous 1 December, 2011 14:00

Are you people actually buying this crap? If something did happen, and someone does claim to be from the future (which in my mind is not impossible) do you really think he would be traveling via a 'kitchen blender' and had come from a land of chocolate communism? REALLY?

anonymous 1 December, 2011 14:02

DOCTOR WHO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh, my link to my webpage is: gothbelle.tumblr.com

anonymous 1 December, 2011 14:06

did anyone see a little blue box in the vicinity?

anonymous 1 December, 2011 14:08

Mountain dew -- check
Kitchen blender -- check
Shoulder pads and tight jeans -- check

Why the heck am I not back in 1989!!!!

anonymous 1 December, 2011 14:11

Call FRINGE division! ...anyone?

anonymous 1 December, 2011 14:16

oh....and if any of you are wondering the crazy man has been found!!!!! 13 responses up using the name Martin Hahn, babbling on about how green aliens used this or that frequency to violate his non existent manhood ...blah blah blah.

anonymous 1 December, 2011 14:22

@whoever said they don't sell mountain dew in europe. Wrong wrong wrong wrong. Wrong, wrong wrong, wroooooong wrong wrong.

Wrong.

anonymous 1 December, 2011 14:29

"Eloi Cole."

Why, that sounds familiar.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eloi

anonymous 1 December, 2011 14:42

Ok, I will agree with a lot of the people posting oh here, this does seem very Dr. Who like. But who is to say that it is not. I mean we know that time travel is possible, all though going backwards does seem kind of improbable due to the paradox theory and such, but what if we had solved that in the future. Or at least a way to travel backwards in time. If the world was at the verge of destruction wouldn't it make sense to go back and attempt to save to world from total destruction. Even if it did destroy the world now,wouldn't it be worth the risk. Or maybe I am wrong and he was just a nut. The real and most important questions we should be asking are; how did he get that far into the facility in the first place and how does someone just escape from a secured holding cell in a mental ward. Why did the police not even seem worried about this. It makes you wonder if either he was really a time traveler and succeeded, by doing so nulled his existence causing him to vanish from time or did the government have something more to do with this. That would explain why the police did not seem to be to worried.

liamdaly 1 December, 2011 14:50

Shame it's April Fools day joke.

anonymous 1 December, 2011 14:57

To the poster who said 'wouldn't we see lots of time travelers if it was possible?" If you don't believe them, you'd never really know would you?

anonymous 1 December, 2011 14:58

Kit-Kats in the future? Haven't they discovered white sugar and preservative-laden foods are detrimental to the health of humans? I guess disease-causing food, the non-preventive medical industry and, of course, the pharmaceutical industry thrives in the future. Oh well.

anonymous 1 December, 2011 15:00

maybe those from the future have no reason to want to come back here. pollution, seriously bad politics, economic crises, or maybe because we've finally gone and blown each other up, and there is no way to come back...who knows

anonymous 1 December, 2011 15:01

MARTY! YOU'VE GOTTA COME BACK WITH ME!

anonymous 1 December, 2011 15:17

I know, it would be something if it was real.

anonymous 1 December, 2011 15:19

We could have left the earth entirely.

anonymous 1 December, 2011 15:45

Also the radio is impossible one thousand years ago

anonymous 1 December, 2011 15:46

Like the other guy said - look at the date this article was released you fools.

anonymous 1 December, 2011 15:47

I like turtles.

anonymous 1 December, 2011 15:48

All things happen for a reason for it is those that tell lies that people believe and the ones who are telling the truth people think are lying. Time travel is only possible when the technology permits it to be so, for the knowledge of all things shall be revealed at the time it is needed whatever year that may be. 95% of the world believes time travel is not possible, the other 5% are not sure, because the technology and knowledge to understand time travel, is waiting to be discovered in the future. Our technology at present is causing people to believe that it will not ever be possible to travel through time, but there was also a time in the past that people believed that man will not ever go into space or even fly through the sky at all. If you go even further back in time man believed the world was flat, and that the sun orbited around the earth. So you see, all things are to happen at the time things are needed to happen whether there is a belief or not. Time will tell us all what cannot be and that which is fact sometime in the future.

anonymous 1 December, 2011 16:17

i think fake...he arrested and commited.he dissapears and they "not too bothered".. bit of spoofing going on here

Paul S Madley 1 December, 2011 16:22

// liamdaly 1 December, 2011 14:50

Shame it's April Fools day joke. //

Shame hardly anybody else worked this out!!!

anonymous 1 December, 2011 16:25

ACORN.... A Completely Odd Really Nutty person

anonymous 1 December, 2011 16:40

Believe me, they will keep comming in large groups!
They will overpopulate the world and it will destory our society AND economy!

F*CKING GOOBACKS, THEH TUK MAH JUHB!!!

anonymous 1 December, 2011 16:45

two words
ANCIENT ALIENS!!!

anonymous 1 December, 2011 16:49

It must be the guys from the Big Bang Theory, most likely Sheldon. He has no respect for string theory! lol

anonymous 1 December, 2011 16:50

Eloi? ELOI!?!
Am I the only one LOLing my ass off at that name?

anonymous 1 December, 2011 16:51

If there are parallel universes, time travel could be possible. Basically, if you change something in the past, there would be another universe to support that outcome, and thus the 'traveller' would become part of that timeline. Except it's a hell of a lot more complex than I just explained....

anonymous 1 December, 2011 16:54

After watching Steins;Gate a month or so back this has made me wat so hard... D:

anonymous 1 December, 2011 16:56

This from The Onion, right?

anonymous 1 December, 2011 16:57

You can go ahead in time to tell youself to go back in time to stop LHC thus forcing yourself into a loop, removing the paradox.

anonymous 1 December, 2011 17:04

April fool anyone ?

anonymous 1 December, 2011 17:08

Why is it that people from the future never bring any real constructive analysis that can help us? Why not be equiped with some useful information that would blow our minds instead of searching through bins for your blender like component for your time travel machine. Oh yeah, it's because there are mentally ill and not fromt he future.

anonymous 1 December, 2011 17:09

Everyone who believes this is a fool...an April Fool. Check the date at the top.

anonymous 1 December, 2011 17:15

Who cares about the date... the bowtie and too much tweed is just awesome.

anonymous 1 December, 2011 17:21

Welcome back, John Titor!

anonymous 1 December, 2011 17:23

yeah i was thinking as well coz of the date a joke but now look to this sentence from Wikipedia:
"On 30 March 2010, the first planned collisions took place between two 3.5 TeV beams, a new world record for the highest-energy man-made particle collisions"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Large_Hadron_Collider

though the whole story sounds a litlle funny and suspicious

anonymous 1 December, 2011 17:28

This one time, I yelled PINTO BEANs haha yeah it was cool. everybody heard me

anonymous 1 December, 2011 17:37

I'm not saying this man IS a time traveller but if they have invented time travel in the future, it wouldn't be used very often to come back to a time when humans were educated and civilized because it could potentially alter the future, their (time traveller) future. So, that's why there wouldn't be a bunch of people coming back from the future. Time travel would most likely be used to travel to pre-historic times, times when humans weren't able to understand what was going on, or the future. I am curious why the 'police are not concerned' that this man disappeared from his cell. WTF? That's impressive. Also this story is from last April fool's..what the hell?

anonymous 1 December, 2011 17:52

I cant believe people are still really into this. Its been over a year now and it was proved to be an April Fools joke.

anonymous 1 December, 2011 18:34

I feel like a dunce. Didn't catch the posting date. But check out the way this story caught on this fall - lots of comments from the past few days. Just goes to show that a good story, no matter how implausible, will move people.

anonymous 1 December, 2011 18:35

You guys DO see this is an April Fool's joke, right? Right?

anonymous 1 December, 2011 18:37

I am a time traveller and I find this offensive.

anonymous 1 December, 2011 18:39

Don't worry Marty and Doc will go back to the previous 1985 and fix everything so Biff doesn't take over Hill Valley!

anonymous 1 December, 2011 18:40

Time travel into the future thanks to Einstein we all can understand, because you do not need to think outside of the single dimension space/time continuum.
Time travel into the past is a whole different concept. As everything the universe is said to be expanding from within and this combined with movement is reponsable for the existence of time,
we do not notice the expandsion because everything expands proportionally at the same rate, but we do notice the movement and their product, time.
Would undergoing a shrinking process whereby the atoms in your body are shrunk by let's say 10 years of universal expansion allow you enter into a previous dimension and hence have travelled 10 years back in time? something to think about ;)

anonymous 1 December, 2011 18:50

if what he sead was true i bet the govement made him disepere as well as every onees money

anonymous 1 December, 2011 18:50

DRoss sape!

anonymous 1 December, 2011 18:54

He disappeared from his cell? clearly this is the real deal. You can't say time travel is fake because we are not seeing people from the future visiting us. Here is a clear example of a time traveler.
the other evidence is he said he was from the future. Who lies about that.

I started a facebook group to help this guy out

http://www.facebook.com/groups/276227865756679/276227885756677/?notif_t=like
come join it.

anonymous 1 December, 2011 19:04

Technically, it's not impossible. But since we don't know the actual event course that led him to come back in time, we assume that the world was destroyed. If he came back in time, then he was always going to come back in time. Therefore, if he's coming back to prevent the destruction of the world, it's because if he doesn't then the world will be destroyed and time will have been disrupted because he couldn't prevent it from happening. Also, another possibility, he's not from our reality and is trying to prevent our destruction since it's the least he could do with his ability and foreknowledge of events that can happen. Both being said, while as unlikely as it is for him to be from the future, it's not impossible.

anonymous 1 December, 2011 19:05

Umm.. actually they do sell Mountain Dew in Europe... get your facts straight mate

anonymous 1 December, 2011 19:08

Lol at anybody who takes this seriously. Expecially all those people who though he was actually a time traveller. The article was published on April Fools day guys.

Trololololol.

anonymous 1 December, 2011 19:13

How blind we are all chosing to be - playing with a 'toy' that we know nothing about - ever heard of 'Pandora's Box' of course time travel is possible after all isn't this what the blood machine is trying to establish - why then when it succeeds does it label the traveller as mad .......

anonymous 1 December, 2011 19:15

Time travel is entirely possible, but only traveling to the past. Once your in the past, the technology doesn't exist to send you back. Although it will be possible, it will be illegal, and will only be used to bring sexy back.

anonymous 1 December, 2011 19:16

As people have noted, it's obvious that the story doesn't line up with reality in this universe... however, it's also true that most people who have thought they discovered time travel actually found a way to step between divergent universes... hence the consumption of Mountain Dew in CERN, when it's never before been seen in quantity on that side of the Atlantic (in our universe). The real issue with the LHC isn't black holes, it is universe displacement.

anonymous 1 December, 2011 19:21

Does no one check the date of the article? xD

anonymous 1 December, 2011 19:27

DROSS me mandó aquí

anonymous 1 December, 2011 19:32

Of course time travel is possible. People do it every day!

Lets say you are on a plane flying from the east coast of the U.S. to the west coast. While flying you are traveling along the same direction with the sun. When you get on the plane it may be say, 12:00 PM, and lets say when you get off the plane it's only 3:00 PM, BUT you were on the plane for 6 hours. What happened to the other 3 hours? Guess what?- you just traveled back in time 3 hours!

Is this story a hoax?- yeah, but that doesn't mean every idea or concept contained in the story is false. It only demonstrates the human desire to categorize everything into neat little packages of absolute opposites. We exist entirely in shades of gray, yet try so desperately to see everything as black and white, fact and fiction, possible or not possible. In theory of absolutes it's simple. If a story is made up of of some things we can easily label fiction or not possible, we consider the story as a whole a hoax, and once labeled it can be dismissed with no further thought. Fortunately there are people who see the gray, and question it. Because though the gray can be messy, and confusing, the gray is what the future is made of. In the gray I think that people time travel every day. In the black and white I hear stories like this and think time travel is not possible.

The sad irony is that when we create a view of black and white, we get exactly what we expect. if we say something absolutely does not exist, we are right, and it never will. Only by allowing ourselves to peer through the grey, challenge ourselves to question and think, rather than assume and label, do we find that thing may exist after all. We may not find it exists as we had imagined it to be, but in the gray it becomes possible.

anonymous 1 December, 2011 19:50

I feel like the government took him out of jail because they knew he was telling the truth or something and the police didn't give any information on it because the gov. is keeping it a secret. Maybe more people have come from the future and the government keeps them a secret as well. You'd be surprised how much they can hide from us O:

anonymous 1 December, 2011 20:05

I think it is important that the last sentence mentions April Fools. (hint, hint)

Adam William Majkowski 1 December, 2011 20:09

This proves time travel for me. Also proves that only evil people are using it. Why would you want to prevent a peaceful future with no poverty? What an asshole.

anonymous 1 December, 2011 20:13

Aprils Fools?

anonymous 1 December, 2011 20:23

Kit Kats for everyone?

anonymous 1 December, 2011 20:24

I went back in time once to make sure the Germans lost WW2 and that Obama got elected

anonymous 1 December, 2011 20:30

he saved us, and now search for credit ... that why he write the articole

anonymous 1 December, 2011 20:32

Time traveler ? Did they check out the labels on his clothes by any chance ?

anonymous 1 December, 2011 20:46

I like how all the comments are OH MY GOODNESS THIS IS SO STRANGE, ITS THE DOCTOR AHHH. but all of fail to notice that the article was posted on the first of april.

doctor indeed.

anonymous 1 December, 2011 20:49

He disappeared from his cell!?!? SWEET!
That means the KitKats could be true!

anonymous 1 December, 2011 20:58

Is December 1st like our April Fools in Europe?

anonymous 1 December, 2011 21:38

Come on, this has to be a joke. The guy's name is "Eloi." The Eloi were the future race in in H.G. Wells' The Time Machine.

anonymous 1 December, 2011 21:47

"It is a communist chocolate hellhole."

I wouldn't want to live in that future. Everyone knows that Utopia is Skittles based.

anonymous 1 December, 2011 21:53

The Eloi are one of the two post-human races in H. G. Wells' 1895 novel The Time Machine. Cole was the last name of Bruce Willis' character in 12 Monkeys.

anonymous 1 December, 2011 21:54

Tweed? I think its Robert Langdon!

anonymous 1 December, 2011 22:04

El Psy Congroo

anonymous 1 December, 2011 22:11

only 2 options, it was completely true , or theyre looking for donations for the machine. in other words the govt, police, mental institution, and man from the future were all in on it to get publicity for the machine. who knows. its always the same. the govt will never tell the truth. no govt will.

anonymous 1 December, 2011 22:20

I think this guy has watched too much terminator a few times too many!!

anonymous 1 December, 2011 22:22

Fringe anyone?

anonymous 1 December, 2011 22:52

You know....I probably would have belived him if he didn't mention the thing about poverty and kit-katz....

anonymous 1 December, 2011 23:06

the world does need to be restarted. We are just to over populated with fools

anonymous 1 December, 2011 23:08

POLICE AIN'T BOVVERED.

I ain't bovvered either, but I do want to know how the eff he disappeared.

anonymous 1 December, 2011 23:08

we are being exposed to info slowly, too bad there are more lies than truth out there

anonymous 1 December, 2011 23:10

time travel is possible by spirit, but spirits are not conser with mear mortals

anonymous 1 December, 2011 23:14

time is but a measurment for something that cant be measured, it has no start and no end

anonymous 1 December, 2011 23:23

It started for our universe at some point and is theorized to end as well

anonymous 1 December, 2011 23:25

a change is comming, we are getting tierd of all this caos, to bad they ll burn this biach down befor we ll be able to set our own form of living. WAR IS NOT THE ANSWER . have a little more patiance knowledge is power, weed out the lies. let the snakes take all, snake eat snakes, we have to spread out and plant our own crops again return to a non currency way of living.

anonymous 1 December, 2011 23:27

Tweed and a bow tie? It could've been Kanye West or that dude from The Black Eyed Peas, they're both from the "phuture"

anonymous 1 December, 2011 23:28

and who said the Mayas said the world was at an end. its not the end but a new start.

anonymous 1 December, 2011 23:50

Kit Kats for EVERYONE!!! WOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

anonymous 2 December, 2011 00:01

The Mayas never said the world would end. -_-

anonymous 2 December, 2011 00:12

wooo hoo these comments may end up talkin about this for a year...lol

anonymous 2 December, 2011 00:17

Well, Hell YES he disappeared! Scotty Beamed him up! Or someone LIKE Scotty! He may really have BEEN from the future! Don't you Journalists watch Star Trek??? ANYTHING is possible...I hope he is back safe with his people. If I were him I would have left too. Probably MUCH better in his world! God Speed Mr Cole! Sorry they were so rude to you!

anonymous 2 December, 2011 00:24

HA HA HA HA HA I love chocolate :D What is wrong with Chocolate time travel person :D

Andrea Renee Bales 2 December, 2011 00:46

"Bowties are cool!"

anonymous 2 December, 2011 00:49

If you say gullible slowly it sounds like oranges.

anonymous 2 December, 2011 01:24

brother this is silly everyone knows you cant travel back in time before the time machine was made

anonymous 2 December, 2011 01:27

I am living in Plymouth uk, incognito and merely awaiting humanity getting clever enough to realise who and where I am , getting impatient now, been waiting here a while , hope this clue helps .

anonymous 2 December, 2011 01:47

time is a made up thing. all it is is a measurement of one period to another. you cannot go back in time. einstiens theory of relativity had been proven wrong. he states that in order to go back in time you would have to travel faster than the speed of light. which he also said was impossible, because mass would expand infinitely but scientists has discovered particles that do travel faster than light, and they dont expand

anonymous 2 December, 2011 01:49

Well now we know what we're facing when 2012 comes around and obliterates us all...But the idea of time travel creates a problem when traveling to the past, though it might be possible to travel farther into the future with certain means undiscovered, the idea of traveling through the past forces the event of a paradox. From the ideas of stephen hawking, if a person were to travel to the past and kill himself, it would cause the future self to have never existed past that point, had never had the opportunity to go into the past to kill themself, so, they were never shot?? This posed problem of paradox makes time travel to the past impossible.

anonymous 2 December, 2011 01:50

no one from future has ever appeared? Leonardo da Vinci was from the future!!!

anonymous 2 December, 2011 01:51

the theory of general relativity has never been proven wrong, please state your sources?

anonymous 2 December, 2011 01:53

no what you're talking about is from the LHC project, and hasn't been proven yet, in fact to date the fact that the neutrinos did in fact travel faster is highly questioned right now, never take for fact that which hasn't been proven my friend

anonymous 2 December, 2011 01:54

The most worrisome part of the validity of his story is the fact he was able to escape unseen from a secure mental health facility....

anonymous 2 December, 2011 01:58

here's the source http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/09/22/us-science-light-idUSTRE78L4FH20110922

anonymous 2 December, 2011 02:16

If he is from the future then that scares me. Not because of what technology will bring, but because he didn't go far enough back in time to stop the development altogether. Which shows that humanity is still full of complete idiots. Idiots with time traveling capabilities. *shudders*

anonymous 2 December, 2011 02:30

The theory of parallel universes contradicts the paradox created if you traveled back in time to kill yourself. Don't as me how.
And he escaped because some fool on duty bought into his nonsense about being from the future and simply let him out. Unless of course they forgot to frisk him for his blender time-machine. If he needed it to get to the past, why didn't he need it to go back to the future?
I find comfort knowing I should hang on to my tweed leisure suit though. I knew that would come back around.

anonymous 2 December, 2011 03:09

Why is no one mentioning that the article was posted on April Fool's Day?

anonymous 2 December, 2011 03:33

I want a Mr. Fusion

anonymous 2 December, 2011 03:54

Possibly the most ridiculous article ever written, but none the less hilarious. I need to get me one of those "Click" remotes. Wheres Christopher Walken when I need him?

anonymous 2 December, 2011 04:04

Now that he's been caught, who's going to stop Skynet?

anonymous 2 December, 2011 04:22

the scientists are making fun of all of you. the security in that place is im sure extremely secure. they put a cousin or someone to act like an idiot time traveler. completely a joke on the people to say they can run this facility at full capacity without causing any harm. i cant wait till that beam breaks through and does cause black holes and chaos on this earth. they still dont know what theyre messing with at all. trying to play god is not a good idea. publicity stunt if ive ever seen one.

anonymous 2 December, 2011 04:26

you're all in the future! it's only 10:25 pm and december 1st here...what's happening in the future?? LOL

anonymous 2 December, 2011 04:55

Either I have a lot more troll brothers than I realize (doubt it.) or a bunch of you people are really, REALLY dumb!!!!

anonymous 2 December, 2011 04:59

I for one welcome our new time travelling overlords

anonymous 2 December, 2011 05:08

STEINS GATE MUCH

anonymous 2 December, 2011 05:10

if hes from the future and the collider destroys the world.... how would he come back to stop it ? .. he would be dead too

anonymous 2 December, 2011 05:12

So the worlds not gonna end in 2012? hahahahahahahahaha

anonymous 2 December, 2011 05:27

Did he happen to be wearing a fez?

anonymous 2 December, 2011 05:39

If another guy doesn't show up within the next week, then he either succeeded in sabotaging the research, or he was just a fake.

anonymous 2 December, 2011 05:53

The man's true name is Hououin Kyouma. El Psy Congroo

anonymous 2 December, 2011 06:05

It's K-Pax all over again.

anonymous 2 December, 2011 07:43

Do they really wear tweed in the future ? God Lord we should just blow the planet up now and put a stop to that fashion nonsense.

anonymous 2 December, 2011 08:19

aha???
as much i knw 1 cn travel in future thts possible bt no one cn come or go to past !!! it,s a lie....................

anonymous 2 December, 2011 08:23

I too think like others in that Time Travel never gets invented EVER. The reason for this is pretty simple if someone in the future invents time travel this 100% means that your future as already been wrote... It will take a little time to wrap your head around it but if someone from the future travels back in time to meet you it means that they have come from your future which means your future already exists (if it didn't they would have nothing to come back from). Further to this if time travel was well used maybe far in the future were everyone owns their own personal time travel device there would have been 1000s if not millions of noted instanced of our past (and present) where people have met with other's that have claimed to have travelled back in time. Again this hasn't happened again suggested we never invent it.

There is one kinda of exclusion though in that we maybe invent time travel but due to actual physics it is very limited maybe you can only go back a year or so or maybe even just and hour if that is the case it could still be invented.

Jez

anonymous 2 December, 2011 08:48

what year is this?

anonymous 2 December, 2011 09:15

All of you who think this is real, check the date of said "article" >.> April fools day.

very amusing though

anonymous 2 December, 2011 09:34

The reason time travel will not be invented, even if it was possible, is that it would be useless; either the Novikov hypothesis is valid, and you can alter your present by changing the past, either the universe is a multiverse foam and going to past to change your present is just wishful thinking, as at best you create an alternate timeline or an alternate past.

The only use would be for historical observations, provided you perturb the observed world the less... now, the good thing of history is that it has time to filter the information noise we are clouded in.

So, even if it was possible, who would put the money to make it?

anonymous 2 December, 2011 09:37

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.
Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion.
I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tanhauser Gate.
All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. ...
Time to die." - ROY

..and BTW 'Eloi' for those contributors ,above, who are clearly pre-destined to evolve into them are:
" a race of people; lazy, uneducated, and uncultured descendants of half the human race, after the Morlocks have moved to live underground. The name is a reference to H. G. Wells ' Eloi' in his book The Time Machine.
A bit like people who buy Apple technology, B&O equipment, and other overpriced, over-hyped crap.

The Eloi are technically adept but don't understand the technology; they regress and unlearn millennia of culture, thought and reason, until they are satisfied with the pleasure of merely existing.

Old-style humans and post-humans rule in Simmons' novel, with the Eloi being kept in 'zoos' in restricted areas on Earth. The Eloi are technically adept but don't understand the technology; they regress and unlearn millennia of culture, thought and reason, until they are satisfied with the pleasure of merely existing.

anonymous 2 December, 2011 10:04

His claims are so ridiculous, it must be true!

anonymous 2 December, 2011 10:21

I hope they kept the blender, i wouldn't mind a smoothie now.

anonymous 2 December, 2011 10:28

So someone has come back in time to warn of the LHC destroying the world..... Something tells me they didn't think this one out very well.

anonymous 2 December, 2011 10:38

Did he have power laces?

anonymous 2 December, 2011 12:26

Wait, are these people even serious? This doesn't look like news, it looks like someone making an unfunny joke on 4chan.

anonymous 2 December, 2011 12:30

if it destroyed the world then how did he survive, build a time machine and come back?

anonymous 2 December, 2011 12:42

Notice the date this article was published, people. And also the total irreverence.

anonymous 2 December, 2011 12:48

ok ok ok. so guy from future shows up. talks about candy companies taking over. to fix the problem we go to the LHC and screw with the pop from vending machines. guy gets put in the nut house but gets out. police dont care. also the mention of black holes disturbes me. in doctor who the key to time travel is the core of a black hole.

anonymous 2 December, 2011 12:53

Haha. That's awesome. The best part is the date it was published and people's reactions! Priceless. No wonder there are governments and authorities who seek to control the population, IT'S SO EASY!!

anonymous 2 December, 2011 13:37

Wait a second...most importantly...exactly how much is "entirely too much tweed" for one's age?

anonymous 2 December, 2011 13:56

The Doctor is real!!! What EPIC disaster are we about to face now?

anonymous 2 December, 2011 14:13

Those of who you have any doubt in your mind as to whether that gentleman was insane, please take at least two semesters of physics. I am very worried about some of the comments that I have seen.

anonymous 2 December, 2011 14:16

AKA Michael J Fox

anonymous 2 December, 2011 14:27

Troll FACE

anonymous 2 December, 2011 14:52

Bow ties are cool.

anonymous 2 December, 2011 15:20

Mr. Cole must have recently watched BACK TO THE FUTURE - Spielburg Flick! ;)

anonymous 2 December, 2011 15:23

Always live in the moment !!!! You can never live in the future, as you can never live in the past. The moment is all you have......................

Karen Bailey Mullinix 2 December, 2011 15:33

i belive it can so easely be true . so much happens in this world that we find orthers hide form us . like the old pic of woman on a cell phone and it was proven real . how do we know that people have been travaling tho time for ages. if so i only hope they can make us better . if not at lesae give my lott numbers i am broke .lol. but realing think about it ufo r real and we know it . so why not!

anonymous 2 December, 2011 15:48

Does no one see the issue with the line 'Eloi Cole, a strangely dressed young man, said that he had travelled back in time to prevent the LHC from destroying the world.'

If this person was from the future, how was he able to travel back in time after the world was destroyed?

anonymous 2 December, 2011 16:32

Hi; this is Santa. I'm already very busy sorting gifts for the wealthy for 2012, but I had to pause and vouch for this visitor from the future, He is just as real as I am!

anonymous 2 December, 2011 16:47

Is anyone else afraid of the world ending now?!

anonymous 2 December, 2011 17:36

i love how no-one's noticed the date................ april 1st..? derp :P

anonymous 2 December, 2011 17:36

bip...bip...mother earth..mother earth..i think we found cheese on moon...crrrk...crrrk..mo..crrk..ther..crrk..ear..crr..th...OMG..its LHC..back up back uppppppppp...
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

anonymous 2 December, 2011 17:48

you dont seem to understand temporal causality , if a time machine was made then it would only be able to travel from its point of origin into the future , travelling backwards would be a paradox ....

anonymous 2 December, 2011 17:54

backwards isnt possible people , read the time machine ... think about it

travelling faster then light would mean jumping forwards in time not backwards , and even if such a craft was constructed it wouldnt be able to travel back to before it was built ... PARADOX !

anonymous 2 December, 2011 17:55

This is hilarious! Now I want to watch The Time Machine (1960 version), 12 Monkeys and Back to the Future :)

anonymous 2 December, 2011 18:10

20 months after posting, most comments reflect that people speak before reading (or thinking). The comments mostly seem to reflect people voting on their favorite aspect of the story - you got out of it whatever you put into it.

So here's the really interesting bit - The manner in which people read this article is typical for they read every article. And humanity's gut responses (if they are the type to speak out) ignore any part of the article with which the speaker doesn't personally identify. Newspapers, magazines, and television news channels understand this process - and that's why there is only propaganda available in commercial media.

While there is no need to say this is a bit of April 2010 humor gone rabid, it might be worthwhile to point out that whomever actually penned this article did so with a lot of thought and careful construction. Many sources were tapped to create the story and the central figure is a blend of several iconic SF/Fantasy elements. But you knew that, and so did the people who posted without reading the comments. They just ignored it.

The wise reader is going to take something away from this. Perhaps a different perspective on mass media. Perhaps a deeper insight into the people around them. Perhaps a deeper sense of respect for the author - what a great piece of creative writing.

And maybe, just maybe some of the readers with click some links and develop an interest in what is happening at that particle collider -- for real. Because if they didn't need all those safety steps it wouldn't be dangerous. And if there weren't physicist who are genuinely and profoundly afraid of the damn thing, then we should all remain blissfully ignorant of what possibilities are likely to develop into outcomes.

No worries - you trust complete strangers right? Really, no sense worrying about outcomes - you can't do anything about it anyway. Probably better to have a Mountain Dew and munch a Kit Kat and go on... u kan has cheezburger nou.

anonymous 2 December, 2011 18:16

Honestly the notion that 'nations do not exist when I come from' makes perfect sense.
We're always in competition over resources and instead of working together as a SPECIES we fight and kill each other for every scrap, its pretty sad when you step back and look at it. Forming a planetary government is the only way we as a SPECIES can move forward unto the stars and NOT bring our trifles with us.

anonymous 2 December, 2011 18:35

Since no one has came from future as nothing wrong had happened till that time and time traveling is done whenever its necessary not for fun. So that guy came to warn us about the threat that we can face in future and it does matter how that guy disappeared it matter who was that guy and record of that guy should be there if he's from present like passport etc......

anonymous 2 December, 2011 18:41

Just Brilliant!!

Sean Williams 2 December, 2011 18:49

Damn .... look at the date April 1, 2010 .... this link was emailed to me .... it's APRIL FOOLS DAY ...
wake up .... LMAO .... absolutely wonderful though .... Panic, and conspiracy of the magnitude of H.G. Wells at the speed of the internet .... fantastic!!

anonymous 2 December, 2011 19:06

Doesn't anyone--particularly anyone on the staff of CNET/UKs--actually read books anymore? I mean, in the good old days, I would have at least expected a copy editor to catch the 'Eloi' reference from H.G. Wells' 'The Time Machine.' But I guess we're no longer living in 'the good old days.'

anonymous 2 December, 2011 19:08

Let me point something NOBODY seems to notice...

By Nick Hide on 1 April 2010, 10:33am
By Nick Hide on 1 April 2010, 10:33am
By Nick Hide on 1 April 2010, 10:33am
By Nick Hide on 1 April 2010, 10:33am
By Nick Hide on 1 April 2010, 10:33am
By Nick Hide on 1 April 2010, 10:33am
By Nick Hide on 1 April 2010, 10:33am
By Nick Hide on 1 April 2010, 10:33am
By Nick Hide on 1 April 2010, 10:33am

ON FREAKING APRIL'S FOOL.....

anonymous 2 December, 2011 20:01

People, you need to think outside the box. Imagine if you will, going back in time to meet your grandfather when he was still a young lad. Lets say on your way to his house you accidently ran him down, instantly killing him before he ever even had a chance to meet your grandmother, therefore never giving birth to your parents and as a chain reaction your parents obviously would then never have given birth to you. So how could you have then even be? Who, then, killed your grandfather? This opens the way to parallel universes for which quantom physicists are finding to be very much possible! Inconceivable but there you are. Traveling to the past will result in you traveling to different (parallel) dimention

anonymous 2 December, 2011 20:19

time does not pass, it stands still and everything and everyone passes through it, DUH !!

anonymous 2 December, 2011 20:27

'Ive seen enough sci-fi movies to know the authorities NEVER believe these brave souls from the future trying to save humanity. Oh well, maybe next time . . .

anonymous 2 December, 2011 20:49

im pretty sure this is the plot of a japanese movie starring Takeshi Kaneshiro. *titters*

anonymous 2 December, 2011 21:04

I can scarcely believe that I`v read almost all of this and no one seems to have joined the dots!
think "Cole " twelve monkeys (already mentioned a few times here).
then think "Eloi" H.G Wells "the Time machine", Eloi as opposed to the Morlocks.

yeah I know, I`m a party pooper :P

anonymous 2 December, 2011 21:05

@ Anonymous 24 July, 2010 23:51
What makes you think there hasnt been people from other dimensions here before?
Time travel is definitely possible outside of 3rd dimension. Anyone that believe it isnt possible is kididng themselves and should continue living their life in complete solitude and bad habit. This is the new world folks.

anonymous 2 December, 2011 21:09

its was doc looking for fuel for the mr. fusion ;) but maybe they should ask this guy questions to prove hes from the future. not saying i believe it or that its impossible.

anonymous 2 December, 2011 21:20

My time machine is busted also..........I'm stuck in Bogner England last year......crap weather.
Anyone got T.M jump cables?

anonymous 2 December, 2011 22:23

If I needed to go back in time to stop the LHC from ending the world, and I had a choice of when to do it, I would totally do it on April 1. That way people commenting about it would assume it was a joke if I was unsuccessful in the mission.

anonymous 2 December, 2011 22:26

Time is a scam invented by the Swiss.

anonymous 2 December, 2011 22:44

im time travelin right now my time machine works alittle slow and it only goes forward but none the less time travel

anonymous 2 December, 2011 23:11

I was transported into the future for a split second once when I was 15 and lived through the moment 3 months later. I will never forget it!

anonymous 3 December, 2011 00:42

I was in the future and it's all geometry. Tx1 Tx2 Tx3 on Space body A. If space body A was related to itself but could translate into Ax1 Bx1 Cx1 then space body T would be multidimensional on space body A. The translations of quantum gates would exist on both ends through three dimensions only between two dimensions. The Dimension lets say D would have the trifecta that would have material "particle" loss between the dimensions, x1 x2 x3 therefore the points should antiloop. If this person were lost in time the antiloop would be a colider.

anonymous 3 December, 2011 00:52

Did Scott Bakula get renewed for another season of Quantum Leap?

If so, Great promo!

anonymous 3 December, 2011 01:30

You idiots look at the date it was posted

anonymous 3 December, 2011 01:39

Waitaminute..... there is chocolate for everyone and its a communist hellhole... they should have asked him how long the lines to get the chocolate were?

anonymous 3 December, 2011 02:36

By the way, this is making it's way around Facebook, that's why it's experiencing a resurgence.
Kit-Kats. I mean, that's a damn seductive idea... ^_^

anonymous 3 December, 2011 03:58

hello! the obvious concern is that this man is still out there, he is either going to try to like bomb the collider thingy or he might end up in the history books jk.... but seriously, this could all be true to him, like in the movie sucker punch she made an alternate universe in her mind that coincided with ours, also should we be worried, because most of these comments were so negative about believing in the possibility of time travel, have we just given up? time travel will never be possible with that attitude; furthermore, did these people even fingerprint check him??? We need proof that he is not from the future... what has happened to this world, we don't believe in time travel, we don't trust strangers, we don't agree with crazy people, we lock people up for messing with a lil too much heroine, we discredit scientists and all their hard work! when the end of the world does get here, I will be greeting it, just to get away from this (might as well be) lifeless planet and the conformity and inequality that inhabits it.... what a waste of an intelligent species....

anonymous 3 December, 2011 04:03

btw LSD can cause time travel

anonymous 3 December, 2011 04:07

Shades of a science fiction story....LOL

anonymous 3 December, 2011 04:29

Pftt elimination of poverty and Kit-Kats for everyone? Sign me up!!

anonymous 3 December, 2011 04:33

This is from the future relative to when this article was written! So what ever happened? How did he get out of the cell? This is really cool, you know!

anonymous 3 December, 2011 04:45

Not possible. Time travel is NOT possible.. Never gonna happen.

anonymous 3 December, 2011 07:05

i loled hard

anonymous 3 December, 2011 09:33

I did not disappear from the cell. I was right there ,invisible. The time and place where i live even kids can do that. Poor past guys , you can just joke about me!

anonymous 3 December, 2011 09:55

This is the choice of Steins Gate!

anonymous 3 December, 2011 10:58

But the guy in Twelve Monkeys couldn't remember the full story of his mission??? At least put him on stage as I know I could make a fortune from him telling his story. I know if I had a time machine the last feckin place I'd go to is Switzerland in 2011???!!!! lets make him famous like Jesus since he's here because a lot of people believed him!?!?!! PMSL

regards

God

anonymous 3 December, 2011 13:40

did the doctor died?

anonymous 3 December, 2011 14:42

BACK TO K-PAX

anonymous 3 December, 2011 15:02

i think he is doc to save the world

anonymous 3 December, 2011 16:21

Nice April's fool day joke. Although nonetheless it provokes some tought. If something like tihis would really happen, what would be everyone's reaction? When governments and respected scientist get together to seriously iinvest on and investigate the mysteries of the universe, like the theoretical possibility of time travelling, then we accept it somehow, or ate least we don't question it that much.

But to really grasp the idea of an actual time travel occurring here and now, in our present reality...this just brings on the jokes of those who decided to stop searching for the unknown.

Any conclusions we throw today about anythihg, are unavoidably conditioned by our present limitatons (intellectual, technological, emotional, etc.). Let us believe, it is much more fun and close to a full life :)

anonymous 3 December, 2011 17:18

someone watched 12 monkeys one too many times.

anonymous 3 December, 2011 17:47

Einstein's Theory of Relativity. PROVES that Future time travel is possible.
But not into the past. LOOT IT UP^^^. The scientist's later proved the part of the theory,
with three atomic clocks. one in florida, one in cali, and one in a jet airplane. All three were
Set exactly the same, down to mili seconds. The jet left florida, and arrived in Cali with like a 15 min difference between the two. NASA wants to send some people to Mars. Although it will seem to take years on Earth. The Men and women in the Shuttle would only age a few months. And when they return to Earth. Their Grandchildren may be as old as their parents are/were.

anonymous 3 December, 2011 18:02

Science can never explain why. It can never explain one. as in ONE. one is the real quantum state that we experience. science is based upon two. as in TWO...zero and one or dark and light, or other forms of contrast and division. Science likes too feel important, but it never solves anything, or improves it. Only changes it. Change is the constant anyway, so it is possible to say that science does not even occur. Only our perception. Now I am off to eat KIt Kats........

anonymous 3 December, 2011 18:38

DR WHO EXISTS..I KNEW IT!! AWESOME!

anonymous 3 December, 2011 19:24

I just fell for this! Hoo Hooo!!!

anonymous 3 December, 2011 20:06

Did anyone notice it was published on Aprils fool day (1 April 2010)? All you idiots that said that this is real should be a little more skeptical. With the sentence "[He] was wearing a bow tie and rather too much tweed for his age"? That is what The Doctor (you know, that one guy with the the teleporting time-traveling police booth from the British Television show Doctor Who) wears. [He] was taken to a secure mental health facility in Geneva but later disappeared from his cell. You believed that? And for all you people hat said it was real, 1) "The LHC successfully collided particles at record force earlier this week, a milestone Mr Cole was attempting to disrupt by stopping supplies of Mountain Dew to the experiment's vending machines." I suppose they were mountain dew particles? 2) " [..] The discovery of the Higgs boson led to limitless power, the elimination of poverty and Kit-Kats for everyone" so I guess Nestle rules the world and the fundamental laws of thermodynamics have been broken? 3) "[..] full-time rock'n'roll TV scientist" 4) " [..] he was looking for fuel for his 'time machine power unit', a device that resembled a kitchen blender." because you are going to find fuel in some "bins" for something that hasn't been invented yet (I have no problem with the fact that it looks like a blender).

Everyone that believed this is probably a moron that needs to be a little more critical, a little less gullible, and probably responds to chain letters.

anonymous 3 December, 2011 20:50

still thinking if this was true, hard to believe but good if it was true. eventhough it is made on april fools would a man do that for the sake of april fools? getting all this publicity? dont call people a moron just like that

anonymous 3 December, 2011 21:09

talk about a NUT!!!!!!....take him on over to belview with all the other NUTS!!!!!!

anonymous 3 December, 2011 21:24

?"Mr Cole was taken to a secure mental health facility in Geneva but later disappeared from his cell. Police are baffled, but not that bothered." *facepalm* wasn't cole the name of the char bruce willis played in 12 monkeys? who also pulled a Houdini from a mental institution after going back in time to stop the world from ending?

anonymous 3 December, 2011 22:44

It is the Doctor.....!!!!! DOO WEE DOOOO!!!!!

anonymous 3 December, 2011 23:03

i am from the futur 2. your rong to disbelieve me. in the futur nun of us can spel from reading 2 many iliterates posting coments on youtube. bware.

p.s. while hear i met my grandad and killed him. 6-0 on winning 11.

parrently sum people stil dont get humour and post replys to sily mesages coz u dont realise they r a joke..

anonymous 4 December, 2011 03:59

Good lord, did none of you kids ever see 12 Monkeys?!?!? o_O

anonymous 4 December, 2011 05:13

omg this is too funny

anonymous 4 December, 2011 05:49

Mr. Cole can speak english?

anonymous 4 December, 2011 09:40

what day was this written on again, April 1st, at 10 am?

anonymous 4 December, 2011 11:19

is this some comedy or truth?

anonymous 4 December, 2011 11:25

Answer One Question ! ----- How did the man disappear from his cell ?

anonymous 4 December, 2011 12:39

"still thinking if this was true, hard to believe but good if it was true. eventhough it is made on april fools would a man do that for the sake of april fools? getting all this publicity? dont call people a moron just like that"

OMG the writer wrote this on april fools..NOTHING happened that day.. it was FICTION.. get it?
Nick Hide is laughing his .ss off right now cuz years after his initial post on april 1 2010 people are still thinking this is true and people are still discussing it.

Good job Nick! Cheers!

anonymous 4 December, 2011 15:04

This does not make sense. The is no such thing as too much tweed whatever your age.

anonymous 4 December, 2011 15:24

Duh Know Wat 2Say But I Think Its No Big Deal 2Luk In2 The Matter.

anonymous 4 December, 2011 17:08

Jesus christ, look at the date this article was published you massive bunch of tools.

anonymous 4 December, 2011 17:13

Anybody checked the date of this article? It didn't make into the Genevan papers either!

anonymous 4 December, 2011 17:21

How often are the police not bothered by someone escaping custody?

anonymous 4 December, 2011 18:02

I don't know what to believe, but anything is possible and they have recently been able to send small particles forward in time. Now scientists are saying that the speed of light is not always a constant. For those who referred to the "April Fool" reference. If you look closely you'll see that the April Fools article is about a completely separate incident and truly an April Fool's joke.

anonymous 4 December, 2011 18:09

Hello, the article is dated April 1st, 2010…. April Fool's Day.

anonymous 4 December, 2011 18:14

"If the Hadron Collider destroys the world, then how could he be from the future?"

You know, he could just mean that it destroys the world as we know it? It might not ACTUALLY be gone, mearly changed in such a way that we would no longer recognize it if we were to see it now. I beleive that time travel is possible. Laugh if you feel the need.

anonymous 4 December, 2011 18:14

The April Fools joke that just keeps giving

anonymous 4 December, 2011 18:42

Are these stories to appease our fears that CERN really can destroy the world.

anonymous 4 December, 2011 18:57

Disappeared from his cell? That's the only thing in the whole article that makes me believe he might have been from the future.

anonymous 4 December, 2011 19:03

Doesn't anyone realize this is a parody from Back to the Future II(garbage for fuel) and 12 Monkeys(Mr Cole)?

anonymous 4 December, 2011 19:41

And here I thought the Eloi were supposed to be peaceful. I would've understood his actions better if his name had been Morlock Cole.

anonymous 4 December, 2011 19:57

Does no one see the date- APRIL 1st!!!

anonymous 4 December, 2011 20:00

Amazing how brave "anonymous" can be!
Actually, as we know next to nothing about
time, and if there were actual time travelers,
they'd likely be stealthy to avoid time cops,
we might not notice them passing through,
on their way to a tyrannosaurus PICNIC!

TofuToast 4 December, 2011 20:26

so.. three options
1. some.one hacked this web.site, and no.one's gotten to taking it down yet
2. It's actually the doctor o ? o
3. it's some Doctor Who fan.boy who read to.many cracked.Com articles, and is a master escape artist. And felt like getting arrested for no reason. And was able to get into the Large Hadron Collider.And is really, really brave. And was able to get in there MULTIPLE TIMES. And hates bagetues (spelling). And Mountain Dew. et cetera.

anonymous 4 December, 2011 22:01

Cole is an imposter. I am the REAL man from the future, but I don't care about CERN. CERN is peanuts compared to the real problem for which I came back from the year 7001 to save the whole world. The real problem that will destroy the world is, aaaarrrggggghhhhh, another time traveler just grabbed me by the throat and I'll have to save myself before I save the world or even tell what the real problem is. Sorry.

anonymous 5 December, 2011 02:00

I love how people are saying, "Well, there can't be time travel 'cause if there was, we'd have people coming to us from the future and telling us that we can time travel"

Uhh, this guy is doing just that and no one believes him. Others have done the same, and no one believes them either. I'm not saying it's true or possible, but pick a better reason why it's not possible.

anonymous 5 December, 2011 02:22

Sounds like The Twelve Monkeys.

anonymous 5 December, 2011 04:06

I believe that most of the news we hear is bullcrap, becouse of our governments, And they pretty much try to hide the truth, most of the population would freak out if they heard the truth! To the governments we are white mice in a maze. Most of the Word needs to wake up and hear the real news. There is a whole lot of ancient civilizations saying that we are at the end of the road! We need to band together as a people of this planet and use our heads not bullcrap!!! This could be true!!!!!!!!!

anonymous 5 December, 2011 05:22

Due to the nature of time itself; if we were capable of traveling back in time; once you did, it would create an entirely new time line. It wouldn't necessarily change the travelers future, those events have already occurred relative to his point of view and are his past. It would create a mirror universe where the outcome could be completely different. There would be one universe that had to exist so that he could travel back and the resulting universe where the changes he made took place. The fact that you even read this article would have changed your future at the quantum level. If I hadn't of read it, I would be in the bed right now; but since I did, I'm posting this comment. As far as the (blender / time machine device); if he is in another time line, he would be gradually moving away from our universe, perhaps his own as well, maybe in a bridge universe that only exists for a small amount of time (time on a higher level that allows for time travel on our level, think multi-dimensional). As the separation grows between the universes, what is perceived as a blender to us, might actually be a time travel device in his universe. As the universes separated more and more, he vanished away from our field of view in time. In his own time line, he could be still in the mental hospital headed towards a completely different future than us, one that may be perceived as a completely failed mission into the past.

anonymous 5 December, 2011 05:57

April 1st? you all didnt click?

anonymous 5 December, 2011 06:54

This would be awesome if it was real!

anonymous 5 December, 2011 09:57

to the person that posted the bellow comment i have to say ... how would you know if there from the future.. future people would know there history and there for could blend in like anyone else.. and obviously they would try not to make themselves known as some believe to do so could change history (if u believe time travel could be possible that is) whether or not he is from this time or not i have no clue.. all i know is it was a bizarre incident and weird that he disappeared... but if you ask me, there are far better ways to stop an experiment then to sabotage a soda machine..lol

"If time travel was possible in the future, I am sure we would have many people traveling through time that came and visited us as well as the past!

It makes no sense. Time travel will never be, and the biggest proof for that is that there has never come anyone from the future to any time in the present or any past that could prove any of this!

Hillarious though, enjoyed the read"

anonymous 5 December, 2011 12:01

Its all true, the bastard stole my baguette.

Nothing is impossible.....

anonymous 5 December, 2011 12:05

Ahha! It must be true....my above post popped up at 12.01pm.....its currently 10.33pm......does that mean I just went back 10 and a half hours to write that comment?

anonymous 5 December, 2011 12:35

What I find most amusing is the way we react to people who claim to be something we're not familiar with. I'm not saying I believe this guy was from the future, but only that our increased intelligence causes us to ask more questions & doubt stories such as this.
A man shows up inside a building claiming to be from the future, we call him crazy, lock him up in a mental ward & then later he disappears from a secure cell!!!
Thousands of years ago a man claims to be the son of god, born to a virgin mother & man forever worships him!!!! WTF

Zaroff 5 December, 2011 14:31

M. Cole, as Bruce Willis's caracter in 12 monkeys...? Nice...

anonymous 5 December, 2011 17:12

MMmmmmmmm chocolate.....

anonymous 5 December, 2011 17:54

he went missing from his cell with out anyone knowing how thats crazy

anonymous 5 December, 2011 19:39

WHAT IF HE'S BEING SERIOUS!!!!!!!!!!! STOP ARRESTING HIM AND LET HIM EXPLAIN OMG WE COULD ALL DIE.

anonymous 5 December, 2011 20:09

How can he come from the future ?? According to him world is destroyed by the LHC ... huh !! this guy is really confused .

anonymous 5 December, 2011 21:22

what are we going to do tonight Brain what we do every night Pinkie TAKE OVER THE WORLD

anonymous 5 December, 2011 21:44

look at the day this article came out. look at the name they gave the guy (mr cole is from 12 monkies and in 12 monkies he was locked up for saying he was from future and some how he dissapeared without a trace).

Any of you slow coaches starting to see the truth yet?

anonymous 5 December, 2011 23:39

Maybe this has something to do with the recent announcement that 70% of all chocolate produced in the coming years will be a genetically modified variant? Maybe he was one of the few people who could return from the future and pass as a normal human being? Questions and more questions...

anonymous 6 December, 2011 01:02

Great Scott!

anonymous 6 December, 2011 01:16

maybe time travel DOES exist and it might (most likely) takes up an unreasonable amount of energy.... and thus they can only send people backards so many years untill. maybe the amount of years you want to move back will require more and more energy.... the poor man was most likey shot into the sun to prevent this timeline.... and the hypothesis of being able to change the past is a lie, as at the moment something is changed the need to have it changed will disapear and you will end up mearly spliting this universe into a seperate universe, returning to the very same future/present you left behind....

anonymous 6 December, 2011 01:37

Oh my god guys, this is a hoax from this website. First off, it was published on 1st April. Secondly, the name 'eloi cole' was taken from a H.G Wells book about time travel. Eloi Cole was the name of the post-human species or something like that. And... Did you think somebody would go all the way back in time just to stop the global epidemic of Kit-Kat? LOL.

anonymous 6 December, 2011 01:57

okay really.... whoever actually thinks this is true, im sorry but you must be an idiot or something. this article was published on april 1, aka APRIL FOOLS DAY. there is also a movie called 12 Monkeys, in which a man named Mr. Cole basically gets arrested for claiming he's from the future. so there. need i say more? nice job guys.

anonymous 6 December, 2011 02:23

To those who can't take a joke and kept pointing at the date, *we noticed!* Now, leave the fandoms alone to piss themselves with all the scifi references in this article or we'll make you sit on a corner and indocrinate you to one or all of them.

anonymous 6 December, 2011 04:32

Did he look at all like Dr. Emmet Brown or Marty McFly?....

anonymous 6 December, 2011 04:49

Holey crap, it's the Doctor!!!!!!

anonymous 6 December, 2011 06:30

i was wondering where my blender i won off ebay was....

anonymous 6 December, 2011 08:11

can nobody commenting on this read the date?

anonymous 6 December, 2011 13:09

CHOCOLATE FOR EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!! YEAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! aww damn we're communist...

anonymous 6 December, 2011 16:41

Haha, is this Steins;Gate in the making? Someone must be so obsessed.

anonymous 6 December, 2011 16:47

But he disappeared. That is a point. How can he ?? hmm! He is from future. I do not know, only scientist can know if time machine can exist.

anonymous 6 December, 2011 21:13

First logical question would be why does he have to save us from destruction if he came from the future - it obviously means that the world had survived.

anonymous 6 December, 2011 23:08

Who are we to judge?
Do we throw out every movie that tells us it is possible?
It will happen some day. Which one do we believe?

anonymous 6 December, 2011 23:12

OK,
"First logical question would be why does he have to save us from destruction if he came from the future - it obviously means that the world had survived."
Survived means not annihilated! maybe he wants us to have better future then we are heading toward(with our current govt.)

anonymous 6 December, 2011 23:30

This is obviously a joke

anonymous 7 December, 2011 02:05

He is saving the world from obesity

anonymous 7 December, 2011 02:51

OMG!!! That is so not cool! Why did it have to be an April foools day joke? I really wanted to meet someone from the future!!!

anonymous 7 December, 2011 04:07

Eru Psi Congroo

anonymous 7 December, 2011 06:21

The only retards are the liberal douches on this page, closed minded little lemmings.

anonymous 7 December, 2011 15:26

Am I the only person in this world who worries that the LHC is playing with forces we have no way of understanding the possible consequences of? No one understood the aftermath of the atomic bomb & look at the devastation that caused! The world has gone crazy enough without science playing with such potentially dangerous things. Lets not forget that the real big bang caused our universe & that may have started as just a small particle!

anonymous 7 December, 2011 18:25

EL PSY CONGROO

anonymous 7 December, 2011 18:43

Only the ignorant can ignore this type of information from a open no confirmated source of world from where we are going to be soon,if we still so dummed as we are right now
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anonymous 7 December, 2011 21:06

Theres a lot more info that could have been asked to see if this person is a nut or has some info that is relevant to current understandings, and things that could be proven. There would be many info that this person would have, you wouldn't expect civilizations from the future to send someone that couldn't bring some new knowledge to prove even one thing, either this is a joke, or this guy was taken into custody, where hes being researched to benefit the few, like how everything else is.

anonymous 7 December, 2011 21:32

When someone says "the future" one has to take into consideration that this supposed "future" could be the next minute or a thousand years, or more, into it... One must also take into consideration that the very mention of coming from the future and divulging whatever we may consider to be "nonsense" changes the future itself. Could we play on the thought that he may have changed the future with what he did, though insignificant as it may sound? There are so many variables when it comes to time and time travel. Just because you can't fit it in your head, or our current scientists can't explain it doesn't mean it isn't possible... Relativity, people! Our coment here could change the future, what are you doing with yours?

anonymous 7 December, 2011 21:40

There's some pretty intelligent comments here, unfortunately, there are also some NOT SO! The funny ones are heck fun to read, but really... what water are some of u drinking? Aren't u people aware that there are people in our time living in FULLY self-sustainable housings with magnetic power supplies and hunted for their lives because of what they know... as just one of the many examples of why someone would keep their 'time machine' a secret?! We claim we're open about religion, that in this day and age we are indiscriminate... are we? Or are we simply succumbing to the way we're being 'taught'? Who's the crazy ones here?

anonymous 7 December, 2011 22:56

kya bakwaas hai....pakdo aur maaro saale ko

anonymous 8 December, 2011 01:58

It is impossible to travel back time further than the point in time at which a "time machine" is invented. Also, this article is a joke.

anonymous 8 December, 2011 04:14

This was the funniest thing I'd heard in a long time. I was inspired to create a tshirt on zazzle with the combination of the communist & kit-kat logo. Enjoy :)
http://www.zazzle.com/communist_chocolate_hellhole_tshirt-235855630778964908

anonymous 8 December, 2011 11:25

Ummm...
You guys do know that Pretend To Be A Time Traveler Day is December 8th, right? (So he's actually a day early I think.)
It was probably a very elaborate prank, but I guess he didn't expect to be arrested.
(Or maybe he sorted something out with the cops beforehand. I would do that.)

Given that in quantum physics it is claimed that the mere act of observing an event can change its outcome, it is entirely possible that by attempting to observe the Higgs Boson we are preventing ourselves from doing so. So maybe we will never find it because we are trying to find it.
It'll probably be discovered by some physics students in a few hundred years, and then we'll all feel stupid for not finding it sooner.

anonymous 8 December, 2011 12:24

OMW!!!!!!!! i am sooooo buying shares in Nestle if this is true!! hahahahahaha!!!!
i wonder what happened to his blender...i mean time machine! hahaha!!!!

anonymous 8 December, 2011 16:41

Bow ties ARE cool though...

anonymous 8 December, 2011 17:09

Question: if the world got destroyed in the future.. howcome you're still alive..

anonymous 9 December, 2011 13:08

just to correct a previous comment ... they do sell mountain dew in Europe!

anonymous 9 December, 2011 18:46

i agree with him, i am too from 16th century, but my time machine was snatched by alqaeeda few years back :-))

anonymous 9 December, 2011 21:25

Anonymous: Let's consider Occam's Razor - more likely a crackpot or a future-traveler? Crackpot, exactly.

anonymous 10 December, 2011 01:55

Watch out - I know this guy and he is a liar but he is from the future.

anonymous 10 December, 2011 04:42

His name is Cole.... he must be looking for the Army of the Twelve Monkeys.... RT

anonymous 10 December, 2011 14:51

The only reason that people believe time travel is not real is because their great great great grandchild hasn't popped in for a visit.
Did these people ever think that someone in the future decided that it was best not to announce themselves when they show up?
With guidelines like that in place, we'll have to discover time travel all by ourselves.

anonymous 10 December, 2011 16:59

If he was from the future, wouldn't he know that he was going to be arrested and that his attempt to stop them would be futile?

anonymous 10 December, 2011 17:41

anonymous: If he was from the future, wouldn't he know that he was going to be arrested and that his attempt to stop them would be futile?

That would be a paradox, don't think about it too hard or you'll destroy time and space...

anonymous 13 December, 2011 08:11

when he back in time, a new-timeline was created from him, that is, and this solve any kind of paradox, because that person it is another version of the future, one from bilions of bilions of posibilitis. So, the travel in time is posible, but cameback to that future is imposible, so, its one way tiket to the past (from his point of view)
and, from our point, he is from a posible future for us. hope i solved :P

anonymous 13 December, 2011 12:36

GUYS GUYS.... TRY THIS:
1. put the cursor on the image.
2. right click.
3. click "View image"
4. READ THE LINK... THE "64.19.142.12" ETC. ETC.
Gotcha ;P

anonymous 13 December, 2011 12:37

I MEANT THE LINK!

anonymous 13 December, 2011 22:45

I have been waiting for a good laugh all day... It's a good job he shared his secret to me. Now i can safely go back in time laughing... LOL

anonymous 14 December, 2011 14:58

I found some similarities to the movie Twelve Monkeys. Bruce Willis was playing the role of a man from the future, who also disappeared from his cell in the mental hospital couple of times. And the name of the guy was James Cole. COLE! :D Strangely funny.

anonymous 14 December, 2011 15:02

And also to add to my last comment about Twelve MOnkey. Eloi Cole. Eloi is familiar from the movie "Time machine". People from the future were called Elois. :D

This guy is a joke with a great imagination. But this doesnt explain how he disappeared.

anonymous 15 December, 2011 02:17

Time is not real, therefore time travel is not possible. But time transcendence is. Look for my story, Shoreless Ocean of Eternity.

anonymous 16 December, 2011 17:15

Who said they don't sell Mountain Dew in Europe? I live in Europe and I've been buying it weekly for years.

anonymous 18 December, 2011 19:17

He disappeared from the cell because he couldnt destroy the machine causing the world to end in the future thus making him disappear. WERE ALL DOOMED I TELL YOU!

anonymous 19 December, 2011 03:37

communist chocolate hellhole---sign me up

anonymous 19 December, 2011 22:07

IT WAS ME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Eureka al 20 December, 2011 08:37

I'm in SriLanka and they think I'm from the future !!

anonymous 22 December, 2011 06:29

they read this on the yogpod

anonymous 22 December, 2011 17:21

We are all time travellers - it's just that most of us travel in the same direction at pretty much the same speed!

anonymous 22 December, 2011 18:34

Me, Brent, and Daniel time travel all the time.

anonymous 22 December, 2011 18:41

I time travel as well. I have people I work with convinced that I dont believe in time time travel ... or aliens.

anonymous 22 December, 2011 18:56

how did he escape from his cell?!

MINDFREAK!!!!!!!!!!

anonymous 22 December, 2011 21:22

Watch this video on ALEX COLLIER and you'll get a better idea of what this guy was trying to prevent:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uR46QjXjLH0

anonymous 22 December, 2011 22:00

And if it were true, would anyone believe him? If a bearded guy came up to you and told you he was Jesus, would you believe him? If I came back from the future, I would know not to tell a soul in the world, in their current states of minds. If it were true, the truth would bet them locked up. This has always been the catch 22 in this possibility. How would they prove it ? Maybe they can't. Then what? Lock them up? It's a tough call, right?

anonymous 23 December, 2011 17:59

What if he truly is a time traveler but is crazy in the future as well because they don't want us to believe time travel is possible inthe first place. I mean who would believe a crazy nut job like this guy.

anonymous 23 December, 2011 18:14

APRIL FOOLS

anonymous 26 December, 2011 03:34

many engineers and intelligent people knows how to make time machine in the future coz of its popularity and many of them are here with us.

anonymous 27 December, 2011 19:38

If time travel will exist it will / would only be to travel into the Future and back to a measured presence. If going back in time were to be a real possibility then we would not have had the Twin Towers would be standing, Hitler would not have risen to power, JFK may have avoided assassination and we wouldn't celebrate Easter because Jesus would have been spared from the cross...

Also okay let's entertain time travel (going back in time) you wouldn't be able to change events anyway because doing so would mean events leading to YOU - the time traveller - not being born & therefore not existing in a future where you would then be able to travel back in time.
You will only ever be a mere observer of the past and to be fair inventions to allow this observational based 'time travel' already exists - it's DVD and DVD player or MP4 file and computer (to name a few).

anonymous 28 December, 2011 04:15

I HAVE'NT DISSAPEARED FROM MY CELL?? ive just painted myself the same colour as the walls!!!!!!

anonymous 31 December, 2011 02:49

2 points to think on?

1. the future does not exist. we live in the here and now, the future has not happened yet!, therefore it would be impossible to travel to it???

2. travelling to the past, i presume that you would only be able to go back to the moment you were born, the reason being is; you never existed before that moment in time.

anonymous 31 December, 2011 20:40

the guy further up 03 dec, lsd does not cause time travel. you and i are in a room, you take lsd and i dont. if you did time travel, your body must dissapear so to speak. but i would be able to verify that your body went nowhere all the time you think you were time traveling. would i be correct in assuming that. i think i am??? you are just tripping mate, be sensible.

anonymous 2 January, 2012 11:27

Don't really believe this but it was weird how he dissapeared from his cell -_-

anonymous 2 January, 2012 19:29

IT'S THE DOCTOR! IT'S THE DOCTOR! WHAT! WHAT!? WHAT?? WHAT????! WHAT????!!!!! THIS IS HILARIOUS!!! WE HAVE A DOCTOR SIGHTING???? SERIOUSLY????! SERIOUSLY???!!! :)

anonymous 2 January, 2012 23:06

The big question is: Why didnt he just go back to another moment and made a more permanent stop to the hadron-thing. Well, make it a mindexperiment to try to stop any big event in history. Who would ever know when to stop anything from happening? Even if you stopped it a new individual would come forth with the same idea eventually. Imagine how many people follows an idea, what great movement an idea creates. When would you ever know when to come in to the right moment and stop it? Even if you knew every bit of information about the past, you would have to send and army to stop it.
And, who would even survive a travel back in time? Its more dence than the future.

anonymous 2 January, 2012 23:09

I ment dense. Sorry

anonymous 3 January, 2012 11:28

given that the world is destroyed and reanimated again in a billionth of a nano second ( or thereabouts) i guess we'll never know for sure about the reality of this story. Just remember folks, that nothing is what it seems and also just what it is... Just sit and look into your own minds, deeply....nothing really there is there? Or.......

anonymous 4 January, 2012 01:25

dude people come down i know why he dissapeard becuase when he came hear there was a limit time when the time was about to stop only him becuase he was from the future and he cant reveal himself to much something might cause the future and some tells me i have something to do with this to becuase when i had this dream it came out of no where i was asleep verylong. this is how it goes. when i woke up this dark place i saw a light it was the future flying cars birds trees people with new clothes also i saw there was two plants moon and some other one i dont know and this i asked this guy what future am i this is 2024 and noticed me becuase i was young still he said i was king or persented of my country and so i meet myself i was older in this future so i noticed that i was the vctim to make a time machine to prevent my family died thats what he told me and so he told go back in time and tell the people stop invinting lhc and **** i woke up.<br />
<br />
THIS IS TRUE STORY AND HE SAID THIS IS REAL BUT I WAS DREAMING SO THIS IS POSSIBLE?

anonymous 5 January, 2012 09:32

really i time travel all the time to get a limited edition McRib.

Frank Rur 5 January, 2012 12:06

Well all was believable until he got to the Kit-Kats part :P LOL !!!

anonymous 6 January, 2012 15:00

Idiots we time travel all the time -_-

I could just turn 18 in Japan & move to the states the same day & still be 17

wooooooo time travel!!! omg I'm very amazed ( sarcasm)

if space & time are the same the distance between everyone using the World Wide Web would be a FORM OF TIME TRAVEL!! WE ALL receive our messages relative to the speed of light & our network providers

meaning all are messages come from a different space ~hence~ a different time
Us humans are some stupid time travelers -__-

anonymous 6 January, 2012 15:52

Ok I see tons of Dr Who comments, but the voice of my generation will now speak. Did anyone else get the reference to the Mr Fusion from Back To The Future? Gathering fuel from a bin...looks like a blender...hello! lol

anonymous 10 January, 2012 11:52

It came to me that what they're looking for should not be a particle; but one thing that is omnipresent and in everything created - simultaneosly. That one thing would have 'knowledge' of everything - that holds it all together. I think it makes more sense to look for evidence of one thing not a particle.

anonymous 13 January, 2012 14:05

This article was published on April 1, 2010.

anonymous 14 January, 2012 02:26

THIS IS THE CHOICE OF STEINS;GATE!

anonymous 14 January, 2012 13:03

Has anyone seen my husband? He left last night saying he was heading for Switzerland in his time machine and I haven't seen him since...

anonymous 15 January, 2012 00:35

Baffled but not that bothered :-) by the whole thing and time travel malarkey. I am disappointed the brave new world never materialised.......beam me up Scottie .....

anonymous 16 January, 2012 01:14

"But will it blend?"
Mr Cole: Yes...

anonymous 17 January, 2012 21:18

If the world ended in the past, how can he be from the future?

anonymous 18 January, 2012 01:35

omg I think its the doctor i wanna believe it is half in half out oh please be real come and get me doctor i wanna be your assistant!!!!!

anonymous 19 January, 2012 17:44

EL PSY CONGROO!!!!!!!!

anonymous 20 January, 2012 18:21

yayy :D

EL
PSY
CONGROO

anonymous 21 January, 2012 21:11

Next time he appears tell him to leave the winning numbers to New York Powerball.

anonymous 22 January, 2012 15:59

The time traveler understands the power of mountain dew to suppress the fertility of poor Appalachians and Black people (common knowledge among the enlightened) as well as to fuel the research that will lead to the end of the world.

Also, escaping from a mental hospital is very, very difficult.

So how do YOU explain his extraordinary powers?

anonymous 24 January, 2012 05:24

mental health wards don't put you in solitary unless you were a danger to yourself or others.

anonymous 25 January, 2012 22:05

You do realize that this is the the EXACT PLOT from La Jetee or the American re-make 12-Monkeys...?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0056119/

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0114746/

anonymous 27 January, 2012 02:19

Perhaps he's a futuristic nut job--no one else has traveled back to stop this, because it's the best thing that ever happened to our species--and he's just some sort of malcontent that thinks the "old days" would be better.

anonymous 28 January, 2012 21:27

I think its harsh to claim that is always a joke. I mean why not??? people found out that a black hole changes time. And even though this thing is cool. Its a matter of time till we hit the atoms so hard that they split and cause a nuclear explosion on giant scale. Or even worse.

How can people say the mini black holes that are made disapeare when we dont even understand black holes period. we know they eat things and spit stuff out but that is IT!

anonymous 31 January, 2012 01:08

i reckon he used a ZX SPECTRUM! to get here, no other computer has the technology
to to transport a man back in time, NOT LIKE THE ZX, NO SIREEE!!!!!

anonymous 6 February, 2012 00:47

Just looked at the date APRIL 1, 2010. Anything posted on April Fool's day has as much credibility as a Banana. Interesting to read though.

anonymous 8 February, 2012 22:15

What a waste of money ........

= 0.111 x 300,000,000 x 300,000,000
= 10,000,000,000,000,000 Joules

Not really ....

anonymous 9 February, 2012 12:34

they should let him prove it...... to prove tht hes from the future

anonymous 11 February, 2012 20:58

Well, it was April Fools' Day ;D

anonymous 12 February, 2012 12:06

It is pointless to define Time.
You shall fail.

But to the mind... Events: Start. End.
Disappear. Appear.

I am really yet to tell you all.

anonymous 13 February, 2012 06:18

Is there a flipside to this, Mr, Hide?

anonymous 15 February, 2012 17:28

its going to create a giant mutant super turkey that will travel back in time and stop the discovery of america in order to prevent thanks giving day from occuring thus saving its race which will in millions of years evolve to the dominant species on earth after humans destroy them selves with the higgs bozo collider

anonymous 20 February, 2012 05:11

first off times is happening simultaneously at in the now just different frequencies that the brain tunes into. Time is not linear it's multidimensional so if you were to go back in time it would just create another timeline and another parallel universe. In order to travel back in time you would have to find a parallel universe that most represents you past, however there is sheer percentage if you 2% frequency sheer then you reach a parrallel universe that is different then the universe you existed at the time you want to go back to. Also all choices already happend they already exist because the universes are infinite. You would have to record your frequency signature and the frequency signature of the space then when time passes, somehow go back to that same frequency signature that would transport you back to the same time.

anonymous 22 February, 2012 21:50

no one looked at the date of the article at all?
April friggin fools.

anonymous 23 February, 2012 01:00

@3rd above! ive just seen your turkey, mean lookin bugger!!!!!!!. i think you could be on to sumfin there. better check it out?

anonymous 23 February, 2012 01:08

@3rd above again, the guy below you, could he be a 2nd turkee, sounds like it to me, we'd better be careful, looks like it's started already. back in a minute, theres sumone at the door,
OH S@#T TURKEES EVRYWHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

anonymous 25 February, 2012 16:36

so sad didn't get award for this story
anyway nice story

Lawrence Duffy 29 February, 2012 19:17

Can someone just ask him what the numbers are for the EuroMillion Lottery and send them to me. If I suddenly become a millionaire you know he's from the future.

anonymous 1 March, 2012 23:50

1 - 2 - 4 - 8 - 16 - 32 - 64 - 128 - 256 - 512 - 1024 - 2048

star ball's - 4096 - 8192

these are for, 44th mayvember 2234

hope you win !!!!!!!!!

everything is very different in the future,

due to the LHC throwing a wobbler in the year 2013

Lawrence Duffy 3 March, 2012 16:06

Thanks for the numbers +anonymous and they were wrong so he's not from the future. Until I discovered the comments on this page I didn't realise that Guy Faulkes had such abig following.

anonymous 4 March, 2012 05:51

I think the better question here is how he was able to enter the site. Does it mean that anybody can enter the site without being notice easily by the security guards?

anonymous 4 March, 2012 22:04

Regardless of the time travelling topic, which none of you can accomplish, there is but one question to be answered here, and none of you are focusing on this for some reason: How did a patient, in police custody and admitted under police jurisdiction, disappear from his room in a secure mental health facility? Exactly how did he abscond? Anyone doing so would be listed as a fugitive of justice with immediate detention ordered upon discovery.

anonymous 6 March, 2012 01:35

what are they gonna come up with this april???

anonymous 6 March, 2012 19:41

John Titor!

anonymous 7 March, 2012 21:26

even thinking about this or considering it to be true is for morons, great story, check the date.

anonymous 8 March, 2012 04:01

Idiots, how did I dissapear from my cell? I am telling the truth !

anonymous 8 March, 2012 13:11

Time...Will it blend?

anonymous 26 March, 2012 14:50

Are you guys kidding me? Sure it was the Doctor. Not Doctor Who but rather Dr. Emmott Brown. Dr. Brown's DeLorean was upgraded to run off a food processor, and THAT doctor was seen, on the BIG screen putting garbage into it. Undeniable evidence my friends!

anonymous 29 March, 2012 12:38

Bow Ties are cool.

anonymous 30 March, 2012 02:47

@anon 06-march- 2012 19:41
looked up your 'JOHN TITOR'.
found some pretty interesting stuff??
can you tell me more??
i would like to ask you something?
contact me?

anonymous 30 March, 2012 03:25

@anon 6 march 2012 19:41

i looked up your 'JOHN TITOR' & found some interesting stuff.
i looked for the two books, but people are asking daft money
for them ($170-$395 2nd hand), i would really like to get my hands on them.
do you know where i can purchase them cheaply? i looked on amazon
but i don't like the idea of submitting my bank details. please help me out if
you can? i would very much appreciate your help. thanks.....

anonymous 2 April, 2012 11:12

a communist chocolate hellhole
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA hahahahahhahahahhahahhahahahhaha

anonymous 4 April, 2012 05:12

now where is his Mr Fusion and he is just watched Back to the Future too many times... still it could be true there have been Unwilling time Travelers before.

anonymous 9 April, 2012 07:56

You simple mined people, going back is not so simple. All bodies in the Milky Way are constantly moving, to include our solar system, the Milky Way. If we do plan to jump into the past, the HLC is a key element because it leaves a signature in space to return to. Otherwise we will be floating in the vacuum in space. With this signature we can pinpoint with great accuracy where to reappear to or to the close proximity thereof. This device is creating other particles of which they have yet to detect for another 30 years. Until some jerk from the what use to be the states finally gets access to help detect these other particles. This guy actually started his claims in the month of July 2020. It took them over 20 years of listening to these claims where the finally broke down and granted him access. This jerk face is the son of a soon to be future president, and I mean about 10 years soon. In less than 30 years we will have Zero Point Energy, oil companies will be bought out by the new companies making this new energy . With this ZPE, we then would have the energy to accomplish time travel, just it depletes 90 percent from their modules during the split second journey. And yes it lasts a split second, because why would you want to view streamlining back to the past. Basically you are warping yourself into the past in a very specific direction. Remember now, our solar system is at constant travel. So to come back to a specific place, we either need a homing beacon. “Thanks HLC, or a way to stay with a gravity generating object as we travel backwards thru time and space. In 2030, someone created the world’s first inertia dampener. So G-Forces that would rip you to shreds become harmless as water on water. 2035 is the year when someone actually created the first force field deflecting microwave energy at first. A year later it became bullets. Then another year later it deflected laser based weapons. Laser weapons won’t start being used until sometime in 2025 after the ZPE has been created.
In my Time Line, Obama does not get to serve a second term, movie studios bowed down to the public after the total loss of billion in revenue from the lack of sales at the box offices. Well that was a few years after CISPA passed. Since the courts refused to veto the bill, public took action and vowed as a pack to refuse to buy or go to movies. It started with a few people, then became thousands and then millions. Google backed them up, and it spread like wildfire and became over a billion in less than a year after it started. Then merely 6 more months 3 billion people were against this bill that was less than 3 years old. After the fall of the movie studios not generating revenue. Several governments were going to help bail them out, but instead removed the clause in CISPA, and released anyone who was wrongly impression because of this clause in CISPA on the sharing part of media. Movie studios learned a big lesson and admitted about lying in the past and that they were the ones who started the sharing process so they could hunt people down and jail them.

anonymous 9 April, 2012 09:09

People are so gullible. Has it accrued to you folks that Earth is actually a prison planet. Our leaders are actually wardens, beings from another world to enact as our world leaders. These leaders do their best to prevent us from learning the truth. But then tease us through movies and media that we are not alone. To the other post, ZPE already been in use. Just that they won’t give it out until someone “prisoner offspring” invents it. And you had a typo. It is not HLC, it is LHC. And you are missing a quote mark. And it is imprisoned not impression.

anonymous 10 April, 2012 00:59

Great going not letting me help you. Stupid humans. Now your all gonna die in October this year. And im not helping you. Why are you still here? GO HAVE A GOOD YEAR CAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE MUCH LEFT!!

anonymous 10 April, 2012 15:51

Did anyone look at the date on this article April 1 2010.
I worry for humanities future with fools like this.

anonymous 10 April, 2012 22:43

I am Dave! Yognaut, and I have the balls!

anonymous 11 April, 2012 22:39

To the anonymous poster on 9 April, 2012 09:09....no it did not accrue to me although I have heard some very incoherent theories like that before. They have occurred to me ;-) Sorry couldn't help it :-)

anonymous 12 April, 2012 16:00

I worry for humanities future for a lot of reasons. First of all, this story is riddled with grammatical errors. I can't believe people are taking this seriously. It was posted on April 1, 2010. It has obviously borrowed several ideas from different movies, shows and other popular fiction to create a story as fictitious as the original stories. I'm not ruling out the possibility of time travel. I'm only stating this story is a farce.

anonymous 16 April, 2012 06:49

Who the **** would just visibly in public "from the future" land their ship and say "oh hi guys were from the ******* future". "Wanna see our ship". that just would not be right either someone would catch them, they would disrupt the "space time continuum" MAJORLY and all that ****. sure a lot of us have seen time travelers but they just acted "normal" like we are in our everyday lives. And just blended in.

anonymous 17 April, 2012 04:01

oi, you above me, we don't come in ships, we travel in time machines, GET IT RIGHT!!!!

anonymous 17 April, 2012 04:08

chaplins time traveler? you tube....

anonymous 18 April, 2012 09:31

Hey i guess this means the world doesnt end in dec 12 2012

anonymous 19 April, 2012 03:35

oi, you above me? it's not dec 12th, it's dec 21st. you're conning yourself out of 9 days there? ........ RAPTURE REDUX???

anonymous 19 April, 2012 03:43

it'll be a good year for turkees then won't it. or maybe not??

anonymous 21 April, 2012 20:18

i love kit-kats!

anonymous 23 April, 2012 17:40

I am Dave! Yognaught

anonymous 24 April, 2012 23:00

I love this man.

anonymous 25 April, 2012 00:14

Is this a lifetime supply of Kit-Kat's, or a one time only offer?

anonymous 25 April, 2012 16:03

HOW YOU KNOW THEY DONT SELL MT DEW IN EUROPE?
IVE BOUGHT ORIGINAL THROW BACK IN BARCELONA

anonymous 5 May, 2012 22:26

Time travel is possible, at least for souls from the future to be born into this time. I know because I am one.

anonymous 7 May, 2012 14:57

I may have missed it if someone already mentioned this but the name "Eloi" (name of the so called future traveler - Eloi Cole) is the name of one of two future Earth inhabitants in the H.G. Wells Time Machine movie. Remember the Eloi, who were a happy go lucky race of young primarily blonde haired people who frolicked and laughed without a care in the world and who also never read books and the Morlocks the underground dwelling cannibals that mesmerized the Eloi with a siren that made them inexplicably walk to the underground caves to be chomped up when they got there. This was a very amusing post. Someone has a very active imagination. Oh by the way to those who are on the west coast, I posted this in the future it will take three hours for you to catch up to me. (Hehe)

anonymous 8 May, 2012 22:07

oi, you above me, i've just spent 4 quid to watch this on sky, thanks for lettin' me know, dic#head!!!!!! next time you go "time travelling" i hope you get stuck inside a verruca, laff that off???

anonymous 9 May, 2012 16:34

the crazy time traveler stole my toaster!!!!! FAAACCCKKK!!!!!

anonymous 12 May, 2012 18:01

I think that he is telling the truth. and that people must be warned!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jourdie 14 May, 2012 14:08

"Eloi Eloi Lama Sabakathani". When Jesus said these words on the cross he was making the way straight for Eloi Cole to return. Jesus begged Eloi not to forsake humanity, but to return and prevent the collider from bringing about the 1000 year reign of satan upon the earth.
Brian Cox is the beast and must be stopped.

anonymous 31 May, 2012 14:42

What if the guy has been isolated and interrogated by the police and just to avoid public interference, they might have made up the story that he disappeared.?? Very much possible

anonymous 1 June, 2012 05:08

They don't have Mountain Dew in the CERN vending machines though.

anonymous 7 June, 2012 12:41

Time travel is possible end of

anonymous 19 June, 2012 16:43

This whole story sounds made up. Are those guys so bored and lonely that they have to craft a story to get attention now?

anonymous 21 June, 2012 20:33

THIS IS CLEARLY THE CHOICE OF THE STEINS;GATE!
You are all ignoring the real evidence of the reality of time travel that lies in the very 1st comment! The comment was posted on 23 July, 2010 00:43 only days and minutes before the 28 of July 2010 at around 00:26- close to when the 1st D-mail to the past was sent! This is 'article' about a time traveler is just a way the organization is trying to trick you!

EL PSY CONGROO!

anonymous 26 June, 2012 03:29

I think he might be telling the truth... That or he's a crazy obsessed Doctor Who fan who had made everything up.

anonymous 1 July, 2012 02:01

, what does is man saying the truth, nobody knows what really the true is.

anonymous 4 July, 2012 19:00

Have a think about this hypothesis, it is said that scientists are "close" to discovering time travel, so if we are close and we have no evidence of time travel i.e. no one has visited fom the future , then that tells me that humans never actually get to the point of discovering time travel, so if we are close and we never discover it, that leads me to one conclusion, the human race is made extinct before we discover time travel. So beware as we are CLOSE to discovering it, so also CLOSE to extinction...

anonymous 6 July, 2012 07:00

HE VANISHED???? No one is remotely interested in HOW he vanished????

anonymous 6 July, 2012 11:36

He disappeared from his cell? From a " secure mental institute" sounds like 12monkeys if u ask me...strange !!

anonymous 10 July, 2012 11:56

the Hadron Colider was built for a number of reasons, time travel too, presumably , yet, when somebody claims to have come from the future you laugh it off as a joke, as the ravings of a lunatic,ps, how did get out of his cell !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

anonymous 14 July, 2012 18:53

I'm pretty sure that if time traveling did exist in the future it would dangerous for anyone to time travel back in time, because of something called the butterfly effect, well u like lets say you do travel back in time, u step on a butterfly and come back to the future everything is changed. you might not know that butterfly must have been a kid's first fear, but since you've killed it, it has changed the brain patterns of that person and maybe that person was destined to be big like the president, but he's whole life changed now, because of one delay in his fear of butterflies.

anonymous 17 July, 2012 05:20

Hououin Kyouma is here, guys. El Psy Congroo

anonymous 17 July, 2012 08:05

I believe, keep on rocking crazy bro

anonymous 17 July, 2012 14:15

can any one prove he did not travel back in time. NO

anonymous 23 July, 2012 00:02

no one really knows if he DID exist in the first place??

anonymous 25 July, 2012 05:58

The Higgs Boson particle didn't have a name in April 2010 when this was published. Has this been edited recently, or did this time traveller actually call the particle the Higgs Boson particle 2 years before it was actually discovered.....

anonymous 6 August, 2012 06:18

Only a retard could be against the end of poverty to everyone! Go back to your #ucked future and stay there, Eloi! Bye.

anonymous 23 August, 2012 16:46

Sounds a lot like Steins;Gate... Eloi Cole just sounds like another one of Okabe's aliases.

anonymous 1 September, 2012 01:22

soon be christmas, OR will it?????

anonymous 8 September, 2012 17:12

Somehow, I don't find the smirking statement of one man saying: "No it won't" to be comforting as an answer to the question about the possibility of a black hole being created by the Hadron collider. I would feel much better seeing their funding spent on more down-to-earth projects such as curing disease and feeding people.

anonymous 8 September, 2012 17:14

Somehow, I don't find the smirking statement of one man saying: "No it won't" to be comforting as an answer to the question about the possibility of a black hole being created by the Hadron collider. I would feel much better seeing their funding spent on more down-to-earth projects such as curing disease and feeding people.

anonymous 13 September, 2012 23:00

H1-005 Order Level 3:
Target sighted Cluj-Napoca, Romania
Kill On Sight
-A

anonymous 14 September, 2012 13:52

super waste thing in the world..

anonymous 16 September, 2012 23:03

Time travel??? Hello folks! Its been happening from day 1. Who do you think Benjamin Franklin was? Albert Einstein? Tesla? All these people were from the future. They took their advanced scientific knowledge and traveled to the past to bring inventions into the timeline of the past to create their own future. They had uncountable inventions that no farmer back then could have possibly thought of. I mean, can you imagine this guy out there with a kite during a lightning storm claiming he is going to catch lightning in a bottle???? What gives? What is this? There was nothing invented yet that used electricity so why would he even want to do such a thing? Was he mad? Was he insane? Was he drunk? No... he was from the future!

anonymous 19 September, 2012 00:10

can we have another story, PLEASE!! gettin sick of this one.........

anonymous 25 September, 2012 21:31

"It is a communist chocolate hellhole and I'm here to stop it ever happening."

I work at Cadbury World in Bournville, and I know exactly what he's talking about.

anonymous 14 October, 2012 14:04

It seems very "12 Monkeys" even the dissapearence, what would time travel do to the Human mind? also funnily the whole rooting through the garbage for fuel, that is very Doc Brown from Back to the Future. Still a very wacky and fun tale, maybe a Fortean event.

anonymous 17 October, 2012 00:23

Are you serious the biggest proof that there's no time travel is no one comes back r u serious lmao what do you think travel machines are sold at Walmart 3k years from now haha ur nuts if you do it's prolly owned but a government like group or ativist group that goes back into time to change thing so it doesn't or does happen if everyone just jumped back to us omg the ripples would be insane for exp.you invent time travel machine to the past you get a car just drive down the road in the 1940s you pull out of a drive way an hit a women with a babysitting them both that baby was your great grand mother so In turn you grand mother mom an you were now not even born an that just 1 piece of the puzzle if you weren't born then the machine was never made so you would never exist an people that you did you could have helped or saved didn't so know you impacted an ripples with there life so this is why if time travel is possible for them they would be sooo secretive about it an only a very few would go back in time

Calvin Cordozar Broadus 21 October, 2012 15:09

LOOK AT THE DATE

Y'ALL GOT APRIL FOOLED HEHEHEHE

anonymous 27 October, 2012 22:33

I think a prime example of the level of ignorance that exists in the world, is people calling each other "retards" in these posts. Just the level of ignorance in that very act makes me question how far we have come in our evolution as people. And for me to somehow take someone seriously in anything they have to say after spouting such garbage, let alone in sophisticated discussions such as these, are slim to none. Please, stop wasting your time. You have not let your curiosity evolve into a worthwhile tool, nor are you evolved enough in your thinking and spirituality to hold a conversation on complicated topics such as these. Do some work on yourself before you tackle this subject matter. It would be better for all parties involved.

anonymous 21 November, 2012 17:36

doctor who !!!!!BOW TIE AN TWEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!^^_

anonymous 4 December, 2012 18:00

doctor? its the bloody doctor!
Police said Mr Cole, who was wearing a bow tie and rather too much tweed for his age, would not reveal his country of origin. "Countries do not exist where I am from.
omg that proves it. he must have called himself 'mr cole' so no-one finds out about him!

anonymous 9 December, 2012 16:54

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lm1dEo8gIqc

anonymous 9 December, 2012 17:28

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xqbn7b_pitbull-back-in-time-music-video-from-men-in-black-3_music http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jRiKZm1ab0 yes,click on dead man walking link the video, I dare you.

anonymous 9 December, 2012 17:37

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pigeonhole_principle

anonymous 9 December, 2012 18:10

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBSoJ4P9ZRg

anonymous 9 December, 2012 18:15

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20061218121419AAzcU7X

anonymous 9 December, 2012 18:22

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winter_Wonderland

anonymous 9 December, 2012 19:07

“and we’ll be saying a big hello to all intelligent life forms everywhere … and to everyone else out there, the secret is to bang the rocks together, guys.” (((Chapter 12))) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwIGZLjugKA

anonymous 30 December, 2012 01:34

sounds like another hoax article from the Onion.....

anonymous 2 January, 2013 16:29

April Fools!

anonymous 14 January, 2013 02:30

Tweed? It's a small comfort to know that there will still be sheep in the future.

anonymous 15 January, 2013 22:07

It could be that if he is a time traveler and that time travellers visit us, they might operate on a different concious level, a level that we havent quite managed to discover yet.
They might appear to us initially but as time goes by they become invisible solely due to the vibration levels of conciousness.

anonymous 29 January, 2013 06:04

Ok. Keep those facts and figures aside for a moment. If he is from future, does he lack the common sense?? Is it more easy to destroy a huge machine or the documentations and/or the person who would be formulating it in the near future.??? This is too dumb.

anonymous 23 February, 2013 09:18

To have huge variety of changing fashions, we can have an access to mens fashion by exploring fashion magazines.

anonymous 26 February, 2013 18:57

I AM GOD!! The Higgs boson was created by my son Jesus.

anonymous 9 March, 2013 15:19

Yes, it's an April fool's. However, if the Higgs boson can travel back through time, it seems conceivable to me that any timelines in which it does so self-annihilate (making use of the many-worlds hypothesis here), leaving behind only the timelines in which it does not. Maybe call it quantum "etching". This may provide the necessary mechanism for the Higgs boson to prevent its own discovery.

anonymous 14 March, 2013 13:42

His name is Eloi.... Has anyone else noticed that the Eloi are one of the future races of humans in H.G. Well's novel/movie "The Time Machine" who live in the 900th century? His description matches that of a SKITZO but its weird how he disappeared from his cell. Apparently the Swiss aren't as good at containing detainees as they are black market bank accounts, or he fixed his flux capacitor... I don't know if I spelt that right but I don't care.

anonymous 15 March, 2013 17:35

Has anyone else noticed that Eloi is also one of the future races of humans living in the year 900,000 in H.G. Well's movie/novel The Time Machine

anonymous 18 March, 2013 19:53

This thread is still going on?

John_Titor 26 March, 2013 13:29

This thread is quite interesting. But I doubt that this certain "time traveler" is for real. In my own perspective, I do believe that there are exceptions to this time machine. I believe that a traveler can't go back to the time before the time machine was first created.

anonymous 26 March, 2013 20:31

This the truth bro. Recent studies have proved that tuime travel is possible in the future. The key to unlocking it is dark matter and black holes. In the future, we may have mastered the power of creating a powerful energy source to do this. Watch "How The Universe Works" and get your facts straight.

anonymous 1 April, 2013 11:50

Hmm. Actually even physicist doubt time travel BACKWARDS could be possible or could be done. True, Blackholes and darkenergy could bend space-time itself. The great question was on how to harness even a droplet amount of these time travel ingredients, they even claim it themselves, "it seemd to b impossible." Even traveling FORWARDS requires "infinite" amount of energy supply. By traveling closely to the speed of light, bottomless fuel should be supplied to the vessel you are to use. It really is hard to imagine how to fit that amount of fuel in a vessel, you see. The said Large Hadron Collider even use great amount of energy to collide the smallest atom, how much more a vessel thats a billion times larger than that small particle.

anonymous 1 April, 2013 23:03

Please tell me all you commenters know that this is just an awesome April Fools joke.

anonymous 6 April, 2013 03:05

It takes me away.

anonymous 29 April, 2013 01:17

Hadron Collider = 1 big can of worms

I rather wouldnt want responsability for taking the lid off !!!

anonymous 9 May, 2013 04:17

PSHHH!!! this is fake if it's true then why in the world it's not that popular news or something special?I never heared it before also people always talks about simple things & it's a big deal soo why are we still confused about it....huhh but it's really interesting!!! & I wish there's a time machine.Obviousely, it's possible to have something like this because if human can go to mars & it improved a lot between now and way back then, then why not a time machine!! but people needs to make this stories clear for the once who is really intrest in this things like me:)

anonymous 12 May, 2013 05:02

Of course its an April Fools and I'm guessing I'm the only one who noticed the "coincidence" of his name being Mr. Cole(the same as Bruce ' character in 12 Monkeys.. who also time travels Willis , warns of impending doom, and dissapears while shackled inside a lock cell in a mental institution.). :

anonymous 15 May, 2013 15:40

this article was written on april 1st 2010. I swear, this isnt an april fools joke. I am a close friend from the man who is mentioned in this article, i also traveled with him, but i was not caught, that is how he dissapeared from his cell, i teleported him out. then back then back to our time. I warned him not to go through with it. I am now in the year 2013 where i met my wife and have 3 children. i lost contact with Eloi with the year differences.

anonymous 17 May, 2013 08:09

what spooks me, what wakes

anonymous 17 May, 2013 13:18

Methinks the guy's gruyere hath slid off his biscuit...

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