Internet: The Movie!

Kids' movies can't be hard. They're for kids! Kids are stupid -- they can't even read! Like, durrr!

LOL Story

Pixar take on the LOLcat with the tale of Julio and Batman, two cats thrown together when their owners, like, die or something. Voices: Reese Witherspoon, Shia Laboeuf, Tupac Shakur.

*With Christopher Walken as Ceiling Cat.

Okay then, let's try teenage boys. They can't read either:

Cracked

Judd Apatow gross-out comedy starring Sean William Scott, Seth Rogen and Chantelle off Big Brother. Two slackers attempt to tick off a list of ten things they've always wanted to do, in one day. About five of the ten are actually funny.

*With Christopher Walken as the Dean.

Maybe we can get both young female and young male demographics:

MySpace: MyMovie!!!

Tagline: Thanks for the add!
Baz Luhrman directs a lush visual fantasy about a utopian dimension threatened by an evil business mogul -- played by Harold Bishop off Neighbours. Only a band of plucky Web-celebs led by Tila Tequila and the cast of KateModern can save MySpace. Highlights include a space battle sequence in which the rebels attack the villain's lair, which is a giant battle station shaped like Peaches Geldof's head.

*Also starring Christopher Walken as 'Tom'.

Hmm. Possibly too conceptual...

The Olsen Twins in 2 Girls, 1 Cupcake

Think of the merchandising!

• T-shirts and lunchboxes for the girls.
• Pin-up calendars and uncut DVDs for the boys.
• Branded chocolate mousse for the dads.

*Christopher Walken is George Washington.