We think we've given you a jolly good start in surviving the inevitable zombie apocalypse.
We wish you the very best, and only hope you make it to an island somewhere with its own solar, wind and geothermal power sources, so you can continue to watch Blu-ray movies on your remaining plasma TV while waiting for the monsters to slowly die out.
We haven't tackled how to survive zombie crows, eagles or tigers. Nor is it within the scope of this article to help you overcome reanimated penguins, half-rotted sharks or the undead mosquito. Truly, it's going to be tough, but hopefully, with the right tools you'll make it -- at least until the humans get so hungry they set upon one another.
