Kissing Love Detector
Once the lady/bloke of your dreams has fallen for your innovative LED badge, it's time for phase two: serious face sucking. If the object of your affection gets all old-skool and demands to get to know you before exchanging saliva, simply whip out the Kissing Love Detector.
This gadget is designed to help you find out whether the chick/dude on the end of your lips is the one for you. Before engaging in physical contact, simply remove it from the packaging, hold it between forefinger and thumb (get your potential love match to do the same) then get to kissin' or huggin' -- it's all in the name of research, innit.
If she/he's the one, it'll glow and play music (possibly Push It by Salt-N-Pepa). A buzzer will sound if you're not a match -- at which point you can count yourself lucky for the free snog.
This is available from Boys Toys for £9.
Facebook 
iPhone App 
Newsletters 
Twitter 
RSS Feeds 
Send Us Tips 
