Wesley Crusher and Data (Star Trek: The Next Generation)
Oh good, another child genius. Wesley Crusher, played by Wil Wheaton, was annoying enough when he was wandering around, looking puzzled and bothering whichever alien was that week's guest star. But pair him up with Brent Spiner's pasty-faced android Data and the annoyance level is going through the roof as the pubescent know-it-all and the straight-faced metal man attempt to puzzle out what it would be like if they only 'ad an 'eart.
Sorry, but that just does not compute. Data is a super-strong, lightning-fast, uber-intelligent and near-indestructible badass, yet everybody laughs at him because he can't tell a joke. Meanwhile Wesley is a genius at, like, everything. So stop whining, the pair of you.


