Crave in Love: Valentine's Day gifts for geeks

Of course, not everybody has a special somebody on Valentine's Day. If you're one of those people, you're lucky. None of the headache of buying sickly trinkets! None of the expense of eating out, or the stress of putting up with someone else's geek habits! Instead, you can spend your money and time on yourself, and get a Valentine's gift just for you. Like the Tesla Roadster. It costs a mere $98,000 (£48,000).

Our friends over at SmartPlanet would approve, as the Tesla is the world's first electric supercar. But don't get any ideas about cruising the streets of London in your new Tesla, hoping to pick yourself up a SmartPlaneteer; they're all sickeningly gorgeous and, frankly, way out of your league.

Oh and by the way, do you fancy a drink? No? Suit yourself.