War? What is it good for? Absolutely nothing -- unless it's in 70s toy form. Enter the Action Man Classic Edition. He's looking good for 40, and has been re-issued in retro uniform to celebrate.
Action Man comes kitted out in assorted football kits, but until they roll out a Tranmere Rovers version we're not interested. Various versions are available, but real men will prefer the Para. He comes complete with green fatigues, an SLR rifle and a parachute!
Action Man is available from Hamleys for £39.99. Oh, and he's not a doll, he's an action figure, because he can stand up on his own. Got that?
