In the technology world, buying presents for girls is easy. If it's pink, it's for girls. Easy. Hello Kitty logos on the side are a good clue, as well. But if you want to go for the nuclear option this Valentine's day, there's only one choice: Swarovski.
Nothing says class, sophistication and refinement like a bunch of sequins stuck to the side of an otherwise perfectly serviceable product. And there's no reason why your loved one shouldn't look classy, sophisticated and refined when they're away from your manly protection and forced to fend off wrong'uns. Hence Pepperface's limited edition crystal-studded Palm Defender self-defence sprays, available now for $105-$295 (£52-£147).
Anyone coming at your other half will get a faceful of Oleoresin Capsicum and no mistake -- but not before noting how classy, sophisticated and refined their intended victim looks. Coughing, choking and nausea will continue for 35-40 minutes. It's the gift that keeps on giving!
