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Top ten obsolete ports

By Ian Morris on 25 March 2008, 12:02pm

Kryten's groin
With Red Dwarf sadly ending its long and reasonably successful run on British television in 1999, Kryten's multi-function groin attachment has passed into obscurity. One of the triumphs of the DivaDroid International model 2X4B-523P was its groin port, into which one can plug a number of useful attachments, including a vacuum cleaner, buzz saw, power drill and a hedge trimmer. Kryten can even make an omelette with his egg-whisk attachment.

No matter how disturbed you are by an omelette made by something plugged into a robot's groin, it's worth remembering that Kryten is charged up using a port located somewhere that, er, only usually deals with expelling waste.

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