Hear ye! Hear ye! Before us we have two gallant fighters preparing to do bloody battle for our affections. In the orange corner we have Baron Vista, representing Windows' finest, and in the black corner is Count OS X, representing Apple.
That's right, we're doing Mac vs PC CNET.co.uk style: in tights. Gasp in fear as Vista approaches OS X, questions his parentage and slaps a heavy gauntlet across the Count's supple, moisturised face. Feel your heart race as OS X swings his sword with reckless abandon, and scream in desperation as Vista counters with a barrage of flying fists.
Forget Mitchell and Webb's veiled insults -- these boys get down and dirty until there's only one winner. So who will it be? Will it be Vista, with its improved user interface and superior graphics performance? Or will it be OS X with its ease of use and unrivalled style?
Grab the popcorn, take the phone off the hook and gather round -- it's about to go down! Click here to see the fight unfold. -Rory Reid