History is punctuated by epic journeys. In 1927, Charles Lindbergh flew solo across the Atlantic. In 1969, Neil Armstrong and chums rocketed 250,000 miles to land on the Moon. In 2011, Drew Stearne and Rory Reid hopped in a Volvo S60 Drive and attempted to drive from Marlow in England to Mayrhofen in Austria on a single tank of diesel.
Some may argue our mission was less impressive than those of our forebearers -- that we were walking on the shoulders of giants. The reality, however, was that our endeavour was far more difficult, as the distance between our start and end points was an incredible 856 miles and the theoretical maximum range of our vehicle was a mere 850 miles. If we were going to succeed, we'd have to boldly drive like no men had driven before.
Sadly, as you'll see in the above video, we drove like imbeciles. Within seconds of setting off, a debate about poo caused us to take a wrong turn, meaning we wasted valuable fuel heading north on the motorway instead of east towards the continent.
Upon reaching France, fuel economy suffered again as our intrepid duo pre-occupied themselves with a heavyweight intellectual debate about whether Spider-Man could defeat Superman in armed combat. Later, they compromised the mission almost beyond repair, succumbing to temptation and thundering at top speed along a derestricted German autobahn.
Clearly this was a mission doomed to failure, but it was one the team hoped and prayed could be salvaged by the astounding fuel efficiency of the S60 Drive. Did they succeed? Did they run out of fuel on a dodgy Austrian back street? Did being stuck in a car together all that time cause them to tear each other's eyeballs out? Today, we answer all those questions and more in the video above.
Grab yourself some popcorn, fire up your speakers and kick back as the hypermiling magic unfolds. If you want more behind-the-wheel bickering footage, you can watch the video diary the pillocks made as they went along here.
- Produced by Drew Stearne.
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Anonymous 6 May, 2011 13:21
Cnet does Top Gear, good video though!
Anonymous 6 May, 2011 13:21
Cnet does Top Gear, good video though!
Anonymous 6 May, 2011 13:22
Cnet does Top Gear, good video though!
Anonymous 6 May, 2011 13:22
Cnet does Top Gear, good video though!
Anonymous 6 May, 2011 14:50
What a lovely splitty behind you in the garage that you stopped for an icecream!
davidkclark 6 May, 2011 18:37
Aww gutted! Great effort though guys.
Dean Shepherd 6 May, 2011 23:49
"I look totally badass!" "your a douche" hahahahahah classic...
hats off to you boys! :D
Nudity 7 May, 2011 03:32
(psst, guys, you spelt descended wrong. But it's okay, I won't tell)
Anonymous 7 May, 2011 13:54
Oddly, if Rory hadn't have been such a pleb on the autobahn, the 8 mile detour at the beginning wouldn't have made the slightest difference...
Dean Shepherd 7 May, 2011 16:18
@ Anonymous 7 May, 2011 13:54
actually thats what they discuss at the end, that it was most likely the few minutes speeding that cost them very dearly with mileage..
zeroboost 9 May, 2011 16:17
Jeez, THEY were worrying about falling asleep! I nodded off half way through - this banality on wheels makes Top Gear almost appear intellectual by comparison. I really didn't care what happened so I quit and went to watch some paint drying instead.
anonymous 9 May, 2011 17:32
C'mon Zeroboost. That bit where we drove past your house and peed through your letterbox was comedy GOLD!