Does not compute: The 10 most annoying kid + robot team-ups
Tags: alien, concept, wars, brain
David and Gigolo Joe (AI: Artificial Intelligence)
Ah, Haley Joel Osment. There was a period a few years ago that we wondered if a clone army of HJOs was attempting to take over the world -- or at least the Croydon Odeon -- so ubiquitous was his soulful puppy-dog gaze and quivering lower lip. In Steven Spielberg's AI he is the absolute nadir of annoyance: he's an annoying kid and he's an annoying robot.
Astonishingly, there's worse to come, as just when we're trying to unclench our brain Jude Law turns up -- as an annoying dancing robot -- at which point our only option was to begin repeatedly punching ourselves in the face.
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AnonymousTue 22 April, 2008 6:16pm
What about Screech and Kevin? Or Zach, and that robot monstrosity of a cell phone?
AnonymousTue 22 April, 2008 6:37pm
What about VICI from Small Wonder? V.I.C.I (Voice Input Child Identicant),
AnonymousTue 22 April, 2008 6:55pm
Wouldn't it be great if they made a movie where an annoying little kid teamed up with the robot and tried to kill everyone?
AnonymousTue 22 April, 2008 7:54pm
What about that Flight Of The Navigator movie? That kid was absolutely annoying, coupled with the gratuitous amount of times the robot spouts out "Compliance!"
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AnonymousTue 22 April, 2008 12:56pm
Rubbish...